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heretics

A broad term usually applied to: Orks, furries, feminists, college students, Tumblr users, Reptilians, and ten year olds.

According to the Heresy Decree by the Law of the Imperial Truth, any members within these groups is automatically deemed a heretic.
Brother Midael: "The heretics......... the lowest form of living creature in reality."
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Heretics

A broad term usually applied to the lowest forms of humanity out there: Orks, furries, feminists, college students, Tumblr users, Reptilians, and anime goddesses.

According to the Heresy Decree by the Law of the Imperial Truth, any members within these groups is automatically deemed a heretic.
According to the Codex Astartes, "All Heretics are to be purged instantly. If non-Heretics are found sheltering, befriending, or in any way expressing sympathy to a Heretic, they are, themselves, Heretics, and are to be purged at once."
Brother Midael: "Heretics....... the lowest form of creatures in existence."
by Weaponized Dank Ootism June 24, 2019
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heretic

n 1: a person who holds religious beliefs in conflict with the dogma of the Roman Catholic Church syn: misbeliever, religious outcast
2: a person who holds unorthodox opinions in any field (not merely religion)
He doesnt believe in god, he's a heretic.
by adrian (atl) September 28, 2005
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Heretic

Invented with the creation and spread of Christianity, a heretic (in the middle-ages) is every one who did not accept or questioned the Catholic church or its laws. Unlike what the Church spread, Heretics were rarely Satanists or non-believers.
In fact, in many cases, they had a stronger and more realist belief in God than that of the Church followers. It is just that the Heretics believed the Church's ways were wrong and corrupted, and that is why they followed their own way.
Many great people through history were Heretics, and they were punished and executed by the Church.
by Urban_Fellow July 17, 2006
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Heretic's Fork

noun:

A medieval torture device which consisted of a two-sided fork which would be strapped to the victims neck so that any movement of the jaw caused extreme pain.

The victim was then forced to say the word "abiuro" which is latin for "I recant" or else they were hung or burned at the stake.

This device qualifies as a funkatron.
Tom: "I don't really think that god exists..."

Bill: "STFU or Im gonna tell the pope and he will strap a Heretic's Fork to your neck!"

Tom: "..."
by Argonak April 12, 2008
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Heretic Anthem

The gretest song ever made. It was made by the Metal group Slipknot, and sung by Corey Taylor. Very hard, very heavy, veary true to life. Man is simply 555. I am 6(sic)6.
I'm a pop star threat and I'm not dead yet
Got a super dred bet with an angel drug head
Like a dead beat winner. I want to be a sinner
An idolized bang for the industry killer.
A hideous man that you don't understand
Throw a suicide party and I'm guaranteed to fucking snap.
It's suicidic, It's pornoholic.
Breakdowns, Obscenities, It's all I wanna be.
If You're 555 then I'm 666.
If you're 555 I'm 666.
If you're 555 then I'm 666 (what's it like to be a heretic)
If you're 555 I'm 666. (what's it like to be a heretic)
by Hao Sama September 16, 2004
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Heretic

Usually applied by Warhammer 40k fans or members of the Adeptus Astartes, Adeptus Custodes, Inquisition, or Exterminatus Extremis to anyone who dislikes the Warhammer 40k universe, and/or acts/says in a negative way towards the Imperium.
Jussie Smollett: I was..... uh.... attacked....... (Cries like a baby)...... my attackers said...... "Long Live the Imperium."....... I really don't like the Emperor.
Brother Midael: Heretic! I shall Exterminatus Extremis you! The Emperor Protects!
by Weaponized Dank Ootism March 6, 2019
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