Definitions by #8765309

Lones Bonus 

That extra inch or two, (either in length or girth) that comes with being a Lones.

Megan married Spanky for that "Lones Bonus."

Lones Bonus by #8765309 September 7, 2018

Glaznered 

Calling out of work consecutively for a lame ass excuse. Or watching others do your work as you sit and do nothing.

"Yo, George called out again, said he has a sniffely nose."
Shit, that's the second day in a row... we've officially been Glaznered!"

Glaznered by #8765309 June 6, 2018