Glaznered 

Calling out of work consecutively for a lame ass excuse. Or watching others do your work as you sit and do nothing.

"Yo, George called out again, said he has a sniffely nose."
Shit, that's the second day in a row... we've officially been Glaznered!"

Glaznered by #8765309 June 6, 2018

Glázsered

Getting bamboozled in a really fucking shitty way.

Look at that poor guy! He was glázsered by his chemistry teacher-he jerked him off for an A but than got a Z instead.

Glázsered by Fitymafej June 12, 2018

glammered 

A play on words a few levels deep. Here is the explanation:
Getting drunk can be called getting slammed or getting hammered: The combination of which has also become acceptable: slammered.

glammered, on the other hand, is the combination of glamour and hammered, meaning that you are getting drunk in a fancy way.

I just bought a couple bottles of wine, want to come over and get glammered?

Cocktail party at my place, come and get glammered.

glammered by drugsarebadmkay November 13, 2017

glaciered 

1) To be in a state of euphoria, induced by simply being alive. This definition is the official definition.

Alternately,

2) To be in a state of euphoria, induced by, but not limited to, a) the use of narcotics, legal or illegal; b) the consumption of alcoholic beverages; c) being in the presence of an extraordinarily attractive member of the opposite sex.

Man, I was so glaciered last night.

I cannot get over the fact that I am completely glaciered.

glaciered by CofCRadio December 9, 2008

Gravy glaciered

When one is cock-blocked by a fat person

I was getting in with Vicky until Fat Tony gravy glaciered me.

Gravy glaciered by ShadowJester88 September 22, 2011

Glazered 

To have a reversal of fortune that is well deserved. Similar to being Munsoned.

He decided to stop paying taxes and was eventually Glazered by the IRS.

Glazered by Chinyano March 11, 2025

Grazered 

Bear number 128 (aka Grazer) at Katmai National park, is an extremely fierce and overly protective mama bear who is not afraid of attacking much bigger bears who get too close to her cubs or her favorite fishing spot. She is a true believer in the best defense is a good offense.

To be Grazered, is to be attacked by a mama bear who is offended by your presence.

That big bear better back off or he's going to get Grazered.

Grazered by Bear 12345 July 17, 2022