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glassesy 

Glassesy is the adjective form of "glasses."
It is used to describe an individual who wears glasses. Glassesy can also be used to characterize a nerdy or geeky person.
"Check out this guy... he's lookin' so glassesy. I almost thought he was Steve Urkel."
glassesy by GameInTheTrees July 25, 2009

glassass 

its when
the. glass. broke.... in his ass
Mike: hey tony care to watch some glassass?
Tony: this ain't so bad... not much worse than GOATSEEEEEEOMFUCKINGGOD THAT SHIT BROKE IN HIS ASS
glassass by glassofass August 27, 2009

glassasshole 

Dude or chick that wears Google Glass like a butthole, tries to act as though they don't behave like a bluetooth douche.
Is that glassasshole looking at me, or staring into his dumbass glasses?
glassasshole by gockomonster February 26, 2014

Glassessexual 

Some dumb ass that thinks having glasses is a sexuality
Oh that dumb ass thinks he is glassessexual
Glassessexual by Amassivedumbass April 12, 2021

glapussy 

Kool aid man put his whole glapussy into these kool aid jammers!
glapussy by jdawg1800 December 28, 2021
A glamussy is the ussy of a animatronic bear
Damn I need some of that glamussy
Glamussy by Fredussy January 30, 2022
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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