glassasshole Share definition Flag Dude or chick that wears Google Glass like a butthole, tries to act as though they don't behave like a bluetooth douche. Is that glassasshole looking at me, or staring into his dumbass glasses? glassasshole by gockomonster February 26, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the glassasshole mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch