My name is special ed and i'm a super-duper star
Ever other month i get a brand new car
Got twenty, that's plenty yet i still want more
Kinda fond of honda scooters got seventy four
I got the riches to fulfill my needs
Got land in the sand of the west indies
Even got a little island of my very own
I gotta frog a dog with a solid gold bone
An accountant to account the amount i spent
Gotta treaty with tahiti cuz i own a percent
Got gear out wear to everyday
Boutiques from france to the u.s.a.

Jamie Glasco’s the champion, chief one, won't lose until
she choose,
which she won't cuz she doesn't retreat.

Jamie Glasco will run you over like a truck and leave you dead in the street.

Jamie Glasco by Namenotmy November 24, 2021

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glassoles

A person walking around with Google Glass taking random pictures of people adding them to any social media network for their own kicks.

pictures random Google Glass glassoles

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Glamcore

A style of pornography featuring model-quality actors, natural lighting, minimalist settings, and cinematic HD camerawork. Oftentimes filmed to suggest a romantic storyline, and accompanied by soft instrumental music.

Sites like X-Art, Babes, and Passion HD specialize in glamcore pornography.

Glamcore by SandM August 29, 2012

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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