glascott

Noun, Scouse slang, for a female scally. A term of derision mainly used to describe total no-hopers.

'That Tanya has spent the last week in bed pretending to be depressed so she can get sick pay - she's such a glascott.'

glascott by Whisperer 2008 remix November 4, 2008

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Emmet Glascott

Emmet Glascott is a music producer and song-writer from Waterford, Ireland. Known for collaboration with Grammy award winning drummer Dylan Wissing & DJ/Record producer Ironik. Emmets music have been used in sold out cinemas. Emmet may also be known for his amazing marketing attempts such as entering the Love Island villa as a late bombshell contestant which almost nearly happened.

That’s an Emmet Glascott way of marketing

Emmet Glascott by JamesW90 November 22, 2021

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Glascote

Glascote is home to plenty of druggies, dealing behind the chippy on the Glascote road. Has a shitty co-op that has a man at the till who stares at your tits and the underpasses near the odeon smell like piss

Err did you see that snotty kid walking through Glascote

Glascote by snotty kid walking in Glascote December 12, 2019

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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