Glaph

Mixture of seamen and urine.

"That was so hot, I almost glaphed"

by PaPa ZiTT November 10, 2008

graphics whore

People who like graphics over gameplay and will spend way to much on there pc to play 8k because 1440p not good enough for them even if they have no money for games. They also will sacrifice framerate for slightly less aliasing. And become broke

graphics whore: i got the new nvidia (expensive card type here) for £579

Me: how much money have you got for steam sales then
graphics whore: none im bankrupt because of it
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by Gamerdef October 20, 2015

Marshmallow graphics

Graphics in a game or a TV show that make every goddamn thing look shiny, rounded and bouncy like a marshmallow! There are rarely any sharp edges and every object that would be hard usually bounces off the ground. These were common attributes in 20th century cartoons, usually only making everything bouncy. So I guess putting things with sharp edges in a kid`s game is going to scare them or something? This is so damn annoying when people do this.

Mike: Imma play that hentai game!
Jack: The one with marshmallow graphics? Damn!

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic September 29, 2020

smiley gladhands

As a noun, this slang term refers to individuals that are quick to offer a disingenuous handshake and smile. Although interest and affection from this person may seem legitimate, the severity of their fakery can range anywhere from half-hearted respect of social customs to malicious attempts at separating an individual or group from their money and dignity.

May also be used as an adjective, referring to the act of engaging in the above behavior.

Popularized in 1996 by Maynard James Keenan as lyrics in the song Ænema, performed by the band Tool.

"That used car salesman is being very smiley gladhands."

"I don't want to play smiley gladhands and hang out with your coworkers."

by ==jjjj=D~ August 28, 2009

Graphic Whore

A Graphic Whore is one of those idiots who do nothing but bitch about the graphics of video games. and will refuse to play a certain game unless the graphics are 100% photo realistic. What these dipshits don't realize is that gameplay and story is what makes a game good not graphics.

Matthew: Dude Legend of Zelda Twilight princess is an awesome game

Brandon: That game sucks the graphics aren't good

Matthew: have you ever played it ?

Brandon: No but I saw a video of a guy playing it and the graphics aren't good in it

Matthew: Dipshit Graphics don't make a game good you fucking Graphic Whore

by TheNintendoJunkie December 29, 2012

glappy

adj. The mixed feelings you get when you see a movie/tv show/book/game that you didn’t really care for, but you are glad they made it anyway (the ‘meh’ that you care for). (Source: The Ugly Couch Show Geekshock #133)

”I was really GLAPPY to see the Conan movie because even though I didn’t like it, I’ll probably never get to see another one in the theater.”

by Biggshow April 15, 2013

graphics whore

One who, in video games, values graphics above all and ignores all other aspects of the game. Also known for rejecting unrealistic graphic types such as cel-shading.

Stupid people, basically.

I can't play my SNES because the graphics suck too much.

by mynamewastaken July 10, 2005