gland

A more scientifically correct way of describing your penis, without sounding too rude.

"Mmmm, i'm happy with my gland".

"His gland is more impressive than mine".

by Huggy Steve July 28, 2006

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Gland

Gland is good... it is also a city with a round about with penis bushes

PS if you don’t trust the Glandois whom has written this, search in the internet

Greg: ho! Hi neighbor!
neighbor: hi Greg! I love riding big Gland!

by Ghloes July 30, 2019

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gland canyon

The valley between a woman's breasts, more commonly known as cleavage

Her pendant was comfortably nestled at the north entrance to the gland canyon.

by Schteve March 19, 2005

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Gland-in-hand combat

The act of pleasuring oneself by males.

Lumbergh was in the bathroom conducting a special ops mission engaging in gland-in-hand combat.

by J Rogers September 8, 2005

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gland of milk and honey

Boobs... just boobs

Bro she took her shirt off and immediately I was in the gland of milk and honey.
She flashed me her glands of milk and honey and I was in awe

by I.b. sparkin August 12, 2018

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A subterranean humanoid species living in mountainous regions. Easily identifiable by their large, glowing, pulsating gland affixed to the upper anterior crainial region. (Forehead dumbass)
Their primary method of communication is vocal harmonicazation. They are tall. Like, really tall. They will telepathically blow your fucking mind. So watch out.

Pronk: (*harmonica noises)*(translation):Me Pronk. Leader of Gland People. Me want meatloaf. mom! Meatloaf! fuck!

Galaxia: *Me Pronk's wifey.

Tupac: Girl thats a french ass name.

Biggie: I just wanted to let you know your gland is ridikolous!

Pronk: Raaaaaaa Biggie smalls no talk to Galaxia like that!
(Pronk's gland glows red and he fires mind bullets. bang, bang.

Pronk: Tupac now feast on biggie brain with pronk and wifey.

by Edgar Alan Flow August 21, 2008

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