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A more scientifically correct way of describing your penis, without sounding too rude.
"Mmmm, i'm happy with my gland".

"His gland is more impressive than mine".
gland by Huggy Steve July 28, 2006
Urban Dictionary Merch
Gland is good... it is also a city with a round about with penis bushes

PS if you don’t trust the Glandois whom has written this, search in the internet
Greg: ho! Hi neighbor!
neighbor: hi Greg! I love riding big Gland!
Gland by Ghloes July 30, 2019

gland canyon 

The valley between a woman's breasts, more commonly known as cleavage
Her pendant was comfortably nestled at the north entrance to the gland canyon.
gland canyon by Schteve March 19, 2005

Gland-in-hand combat 

The act of pleasuring oneself by males.
Lumbergh was in the bathroom conducting a special ops mission engaging in gland-in-hand combat.
Gland-in-hand combat by J Rogers September 8, 2005

gland of milk and honey 

Bro she took her shirt off and immediately I was in the gland of milk and honey.
She flashed me her glands of milk and honey and I was in awe

Gland People 

A subterranean humanoid species living in mountainous regions. Easily identifiable by their large, glowing, pulsating gland affixed to the upper anterior crainial region. (Forehead dumbass)
Their primary method of communication is vocal harmonicazation. They are tall. Like, really tall. They will telepathically blow your fucking mind. So watch out.
Pronk: (*harmonica noises)*(translation):Me Pronk. Leader of Gland People. Me want meatloaf. mom! Meatloaf! fuck!

Galaxia: *Me Pronk's wifey.

Tupac: Girl thats a french ass name.

Biggie: I just wanted to let you know your gland is ridikolous!

Pronk: Raaaaaaa Biggie smalls no talk to Galaxia like that!
(Pronk's gland glows red and he fires mind bullets. bang, bang.

Pronk: Tupac now feast on biggie brain with pronk and wifey.
Gland People by Edgar Alan Flow August 21, 2008

gland grenade

particularly strong blast of ejaculate during rigourous sex session
his gland grenade went off right in my eye!
gland grenade by buckleheid February 10, 2008
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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