gland
gland by Huggy Steve July 28, 2006
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gland of milk and honey
Bro she took her shirt off and immediately I was in the gland of milk and honey.
She flashed me her glands of milk and honey and I was in awe
She flashed me her glands of milk and honey and I was in awe
gland of milk and honey by I.b. sparkin August 12, 2018
Gland People
A subterranean humanoid species living in mountainous regions. Easily identifiable by their large, glowing, pulsating gland affixed to the upper anterior crainial region. (Forehead dumbass)
Their primary method of communication is vocal harmonicazation. They are tall. Like, really tall. They will telepathically blow your fucking mind. So watch out.
Their primary method of communication is vocal harmonicazation. They are tall. Like, really tall. They will telepathically blow your fucking mind. So watch out.
Pronk: (*harmonica noises)*(translation):Me Pronk. Leader of Gland People. Me want meatloaf. mom! Meatloaf! fuck!
Galaxia: *Me Pronk's wifey.
Tupac: Girl thats a french ass name.
Biggie: I just wanted to let you know your gland is ridikolous!
Pronk: Raaaaaaa Biggie smalls no talk to Galaxia like that!
(Pronk's gland glows red and he fires mind bullets. bang, bang.
Pronk: Tupac now feast on biggie brain with pronk and wifey.
Galaxia: *Me Pronk's wifey.
Tupac: Girl thats a french ass name.
Biggie: I just wanted to let you know your gland is ridikolous!
Pronk: Raaaaaaa Biggie smalls no talk to Galaxia like that!
(Pronk's gland glows red and he fires mind bullets. bang, bang.
Pronk: Tupac now feast on biggie brain with pronk and wifey.
Gland People by Edgar Alan Flow August 21, 2008
gland grenade
gland grenade by buckleheid February 10, 2008
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