Schteve's definitions

bong

A sainted and holy invention. Water pipe used for smoking groovy ganja. Sometimes ice is added to the water to cool the smoke.

I love my bong!

by schteve April 1, 2003

Saddam Hussein

Some kinda cunt - that's for sure! A lowlife piece of stinking crap and murderous shitstain.

Formerly aided and abetted by the USA. Got where he is today thanks to lotsa help from the yanks.

Will definately fuck Bush in the ear before the war is through....

May become perhaps the most unlikely martyr if he is killed by the "coalition of Uncle Sam and other loser states"...

Oh well!

by Schteve April 1, 2003

gland canyon

The valley between a woman's breasts, more commonly known as cleavage

Her pendant was comfortably nestled at the north entrance to the gland canyon.

by Schteve March 19, 2005

cruise missile

As above. Could well come from the same drawing board as some other cute and cuddly incendiary devices from the good ole USA - namely, Napalm, A Bombs and Ford Pintoes.

"cruise missiles - programmed to dessimate innocent iraqi citiz....uhhm urr....military targets!"

by Schteve April 1, 2003

coke

1. Hard arse stimulant. White powder derived from the Coca plant, native of Sth. America. Very expensive but in small quantities is a fine buzz...

2. Short for Coca Cola - essence of American capitalist pigdog. Made from bumsweat and sugar.

by schteve April 1, 2003

poodong

Jeff.

"Jeff doesn't so much have a poodong, it's more like he IS a poodong."

by Schteve March 17, 2003

Bumjug

Recepticle for the collection of bumsweat.

by schteve April 1, 2003