Gladvaging 

the act of offering a hearty, often enthusiastic, and sometimes insincere welcome or greeting to someone, typically with the goal of gaining approval or favor using your female assets

Valerie has sure been gladvaging it up this month trying to get her rent paid.

Gladvaging by studio1117 October 4, 2025

Gladging 

The act of having sex with an old woman.

Gladis+Vag(short for vagina) = Gladge

Gladis being a typical old woman name.

Oh man, I was gladging so hard the other night.

Ooooh baby im gladgin tonight... Let's hit the bingo hall.

Gladging by Gladgemanster10,000 April 21, 2010

glad-vaging 

Using your vagina for ulterior motives.

She’s been running around town glad-vaging looking for a relationship.

glad-vaging by Back Scratch Fever June 21, 2023

Gavaging 

To force feed yourself ridiculous amounts of unhealthy food.

From Gavage

We spent the afternoon gavaging on costco sized bags of sour patch kids, ice cream, and multiple fast food meals.

Patrick threw up but he continued gavaging a break.

Gavaging by Gross Crew June 19, 2013

Glamaging 

The self-harming process of engaging in primping for the purpose of achieving an unattainable ideal of beauty.

The cosmetics industry is glamaging young women by encouraging them to reach a societal image of "perfection."

Glamaging by imperfectmermaid July 14, 2016

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019