Gladvaging

the act of offering a hearty, often enthusiastic, and sometimes insincere welcome or greeting to someone, typically with the goal of gaining approval or favor using your female assets

Valerie has sure been gladvaging it up this month trying to get her rent paid.

by studio1117 October 4, 2025

Gladging

The act of having sex with an old woman.

Gladis+Vag(short for vagina) = Gladge

Gladis being a typical old woman name.

Oh man, I was gladging so hard the other night.

Ooooh baby im gladgin tonight... Let's hit the bingo hall.

by Gladgemanster10,000 April 21, 2010

glad-vaging

Using your vagina for ulterior motives.

She’s been running around town glad-vaging looking for a relationship.

by Back Scratch Fever June 21, 2023

Gavaging

To force feed yourself ridiculous amounts of unhealthy food.

From Gavage

We spent the afternoon gavaging on costco sized bags of sour patch kids, ice cream, and multiple fast food meals.

Patrick threw up but he continued gavaging a break.

by Gross Crew June 19, 2013

Glamaging

The self-harming process of engaging in primping for the purpose of achieving an unattainable ideal of beauty.

The cosmetics industry is glamaging young women by encouraging them to reach a societal image of "perfection."

by imperfectmermaid July 14, 2016