Glad Handling

A happy and/or glad ending to a dispute handled by a third party.

President Obamas glad handling of that deal between Sergeant Crowley and Professor Gates was in the nick of time.

Glad Handling by fool on the hills July 24, 2009

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Glad-Handing

To offer masturbatory assistance. Used in leu of the term reach-around.

i.e. After glad-handing my boss I got a massive pay raise.

Glad-Handing by LanciferX August 10, 2010

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Gladhanding

The act of giving someone a hand job through a trash bag.

I refuse to date my garbage collector, but I’ve been gladhanding him for years.

Gladhanding by Hoo Lee Gan December 13, 2019

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