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Gladius Guavas

Tits that resemble a gladiators sword

Long flat and pointy at the end
She looks like a sword rack with those two gladius guavas hanging there
A short sword used by the Romans. They liked the hispanic design of swords so much that they adopted it and increased on the design.


The roman gladius was used mainly for stabbing, as their short profile allowed them to glide quickly through the air and penetrate through armor.
There are four known types of gladius's,

Hispaniesis, Mainz, Fulham, Pompeii.

A breakoff design of the mainz type gladius is called the Mainz-Reingonheim.
Gladius by Not Zane August 19, 2004

glaciosity 

When you are being glacial, and icy to people on purpose, to make yourself appear intelligent and aloof.
Usually used to make yourself appear attractive to a member of the opposite sex who is chasing you.
Like playing hard-to-get!
Gina was full of glaciosity at Andy's parteh. She wanted to make Andy chase after her. She ignored him for the whole night!!
glaciosity by sazzles June 14, 2007
the male organ of copulation and, in mammals, of urinary excretion
My valiant gladius was in Emily's scabbard, if you know what I mean.
gladius by Captain Falcon-Phallus January 13, 2009
A short sword used by the Romans approx. 44 inches in length. It was used for stabbing but was pretty good for slashing too. The broad triangular tip shows that it was made for stabbing.
these mindless barbarians will be conquered by the Gladius
Gladius by DEATH5089 November 22, 2006
Oh hey it’s a Glacies. What up dawg
glacies by Naw naw dog November 6, 2020
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