Gjoni

Gjoni is a nickname for Gjon, and comes from East-Europe/Asia. Gjoni typically has hair on his cheeks, and stresses alot. He likes to tell stories, and chill out at the local shopping-mall. He is a positive and active boy who loves to play Skyrim and LOL. He likes to chill out with Santa, Woolsocks, Benjamin Franklin, the North-Norwegian Kurdish with lots of hair on his body, the Onion named Martin, Liam from 1D, Gitle van Swingthroat and the Uv-inator. He is known to create socially awkward situations by doing something REALLY wierd.

Often said:
"Gutta, GUTTA?!"

Often said about him:
"Har noen sett Gjoni?"
"Gjoni burde skaffe seg mobil"

by Gunnarene January 7, 2012

Gröningen

A stupid grassplate where Anders says we have to go to everytime we have sports. You pronuonce it: Gr-ouh-ning-eeehn
Gröningen is near the school and beside a playground with annoying fuckers that people call "little kids".

Okay, lets go to Gröningen!
Why do we always have to be at gröningen?
Fuck Gröningen, it sucks cock.

by MALLOOOOW September 15, 2020

gooning

"Gooning" may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his penis. Since a gooning state can only be achieved after edging, the man's dick will have become mightily aroused at this point and every caress the male genitals are subjected to will trigger potent elation. As the man keeps edging and thus keeps experiencing intense pleasure, he enters a state of trance where his mind intimately merges with his cock : the gooning state, where he and his dick become one. To be even more accurate, when the gooning state is achieved, the man's body becomes for all intents and purposes an appendage to his erection. When this state is achieved, the male becomes freed of all social codes of conduct, and his arousal, alone, dictates his reactions. As a result, a gooned out man will become very expressive and demonstrative : he may become very vocal, while his body and face might take on undignified expressions and poses, all in response to the intensely exquisite caresses his penis is exposed to. Hence the term "goon", since at this point the man effectively looks like a silly, foolish, or eccentric person.

Gooning is not a narcissistic manifestation. Narcissism is extreme selfishness, with a grandiose view of one's own talents. Rather, gooning is closer to a meditation experience, where the mind and the body align, focused on a single thought (or feeling, in this case).

I spent 10 hours gooning over the weekend.

by FunkyJerker March 24, 2012

gjon's tears

lovely guy with perfect french accent and curly hair.he took the third place in eurovision 2021 and won thousands hearts.the cutest 22 years old teenager with kind heart and obsession with chocolate.the man who brought ikea furniture to Eurovision and dresses the curtain on turquoise carpet.he kills everybody his high notes and loves Switzerland and its flag.literally the best.

gjon's tears is the best artist in the world

by ovsyanka May 30, 2021

goonify

Verb - To replace ones core values with those consisting of penis jokes, sexual harassment, and being generally obscene.

She was so innocent, so we had to goonify her before the gangbang, for sure.

by buttpuncher December 11, 2014

gooning

For males: the act of becoming completely self-absorbed with your penis and masturbation, such that your face and mannerisms takes on the personality of a goon: tongue out, vacant expression, grunting, muttering. Men gooning often prefer hours of edging/erection to actual release/orgasm. An artifact of modern times and plentiful porn.

After smoking a huge bowl, Andy looked forward to the hours of gooning that followed.

by UrbanoTurbano November 25, 2016

gonism

Gonism is a religion following the great lord Gon Freecs.
Followers of this religion tell each other "nay nay killua" to wish each other the best of luck in what ever.

Nay nay killua to you all😔🙏

"Hey you should try and follow gonism. Also i heard you have an exam tomorrow, Nay nay killua!

by Follower of Gonism. October 30, 2020