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gizzler
3 toed couch sloth that when not in hibernation in his "Gizlair" comsumes gloutonous amounts of free marijuana and stuffs himself with expired pastries and arizona green tea from his local arab food mart.
Habits: Sleeping on the clock, begging for bong hits, hoarding scrumptious goodies in his gizlair, complaining of having to work 2 hours a day picking up dog poop, feeding pit bulls, and doing minor house chores while watching HBO on demand!
Habits: Sleeping on the clock, begging for bong hits, hoarding scrumptious goodies in his gizlair, complaining of having to work 2 hours a day picking up dog poop, feeding pit bulls, and doing minor house chores while watching HBO on demand!
The gizzler himself
Related Words
Gizzlw • gizzle • Gizzled • gizzawatt • gizzlar • Gizzleberry • gizzle dizzle • gizzle frizzle • Gizzlefumpin • Gizzle-garded
gizzle dizzle
gizzle dizzle by tydftyytrftfytfgyu October 15, 2006
Gizzleberry
Gizzleberries are the small drops of cum that collect on someones pubic hairs following ejaculation.
Hey man, is that a Gizzleberry? You didn't even clean up the Gizzleberries off yourself after jerking off!
That girl was so nasty she wanted to eat my Gizzleberries after I jerked off to her.
That girl was so nasty she wanted to eat my Gizzleberries after I jerked off to her.
Gizzleberry by Gundament March 28, 2009
gizzle
A term invented by a Pokemon Showdown player who faced a YouTuber by the name of The Garbodors. At one point, he asks "why gizzle". To this day everyone is still asking "why gizzle?". Very few people know for sure what gizzle means but it has been theorized to be a misspelling of the onomatopoeia sizzle (as flamethrower was used the move before).
Player: I dodn't understand, now I ask why gizzle?
The Garbodors: What are you talking about?
Player: attacknig or the hound doomer?
The Garbodors: What are you talking about?
Player: attacknig or the hound doomer?
snoop d o double gizzle
snoop d o double gizzle by DaSnoopinatorFoSho March 22, 2003
Gizzlefumpin
Gizzlefumpin by Starblaster1234 April 13, 2010
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