Giteau
Look he is a giteau
Giteau by Sexycock69 November 24, 2021
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Matt Giteau
Australian rugby player. Plays for Western Force in Super 14 competition. Signed record figure of 1.5mil per season in 2006.
Can beat you in a telephone box
Can beat you in a telephone box
Matt Giteau by zacko70 October 24, 2007
Related Words
Giteau • Matt Giteau • Gateau • gateaulier • gateautious • Gateaux • Gibeau • Gibeau'd • gitau • Giterus
The Guiteau
Dance move used to seduce girls 17 years of age or younger, otherwise known as jailbait. It is preformed thusly:
One step forward, two steps back, shimy right, shimy left, clap, clap, clap, and alas, the damsel is yours.
One step forward, two steps back, shimy right, shimy left, clap, clap, clap, and alas, the damsel is yours.
The Guiteau by bubba robinson November 3, 2005
Gateaux
Gateaux - verb
The sexual act where a slice (or more if particularly hungry) of chocolate gateaux is eaten out of the private region of another without the use of utensils, cream is optional.
The sexual act where a slice (or more if particularly hungry) of chocolate gateaux is eaten out of the private region of another without the use of utensils, cream is optional.
Person 1: "What do you think of him?"
Person 2: "I would definitely gateaux him!!"
Alternatively
Person 1: "How was the hotel and weekend with your wife?"
Person 2: "Yes, had a lovely time with the Mrs. last night, even gave her a good gateauxing"
Person 2: "I would definitely gateaux him!!"
Alternatively
Person 1: "How was the hotel and weekend with your wife?"
Person 2: "Yes, had a lovely time with the Mrs. last night, even gave her a good gateauxing"
Gateaux by bikeforestdb May 6, 2013
Gibeau
Gibeau by NerdQueen576 November 29, 2017
Giterus
Someone who braids and super glues their own hair to their ass hair and then yanks head forward and pulls out all ass hair, it's called the traditional amish wax.
David successful pulled off the Giterus and ended up in the E.R. last night and has erectile dysfunction and anal bleeding, The interviewer asked "how do you know this"
"I was filming a documentary on amish hygiene"
"I was filming a documentary on amish hygiene"
The Giterus
When you have your hair braided into your ass hair and super glued. Your buddy grabs your head and rips it forward in a quick jerking motion to disorient you. This is the traditional amish waxing method.
John: jebediah successfully preformed "THE GITERUS" last night and ended up in the ER with erectile dysfunction and anal bleeding.
Interviewer: why do you know this?
John: I was filming a documentary on amish hygiene and culture.
Interviewer: why do you know this?
John: I was filming a documentary on amish hygiene and culture.
The Giterus by Jake22335 May 13, 2021
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