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Matt Giteau 

Australian rugby player. Plays for Western Force in Super 14 competition. Signed record figure of 1.5mil per season in 2006.

Can beat you in a telephone box
Bill: Did u see Matt Giteau's swan dive the other day?
John: Which 1 he scored like 5 try's
Matt Giteau by zacko70 October 24, 2007
Related Words

The Guiteau

Dance move used to seduce girls 17 years of age or younger, otherwise known as jailbait. It is preformed thusly:
One step forward, two steps back, shimy right, shimy left, clap, clap, clap, and alas, the damsel is yours.
Damn, once that nigga did The Guiteau, it was a wrap, he got her cell number and her social.
The Guiteau by bubba robinson November 3, 2005
Gateaux - verb

The sexual act where a slice (or more if particularly hungry) of chocolate gateaux is eaten out of the private region of another without the use of utensils, cream is optional.
Person 1: "What do you think of him?"

Person 2: "I would definitely gateaux him!!"

Alternatively

Person 1: "How was the hotel and weekend with your wife?"

Person 2: "Yes, had a lovely time with the Mrs. last night, even gave her a good gateauxing"
Gateaux by bikeforestdb May 6, 2013
Your local math teacher who is always talking about his children.
Gibeau is teaching math again.
Gibeau by NerdQueen576 November 29, 2017
Someone who braids and super glues their own hair to their ass hair and then yanks head forward and pulls out all ass hair, it's called the traditional amish wax.
David successful pulled off the Giterus and ended up in the E.R. last night and has erectile dysfunction and anal bleeding, The interviewer asked "how do you know this"
"I was filming a documentary on amish hygiene"
Giterus by Jake22335 May 13, 2021

The Giterus 

When you have your hair braided into your ass hair and super glued. Your buddy grabs your head and rips it forward in a quick jerking motion to disorient you. This is the traditional amish waxing method.
John: jebediah successfully preformed "THE GITERUS" last night and ended up in the ER with erectile dysfunction and anal bleeding.

Interviewer: why do you know this?

John: I was filming a documentary on amish hygiene and culture.
The Giterus by Jake22335 May 13, 2021