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Matt Giteau 

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Australian rugby player. Plays for Western Force in Super 14 competition. Signed record figure of 1.5mil per season in 2006.

Can beat you in a telephone box
Bill: Did u see Matt Giteau's swan dive the other day?
John: Which 1 he scored like 5 try's
Matt Giteau by zacko70 October 24, 2007
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The Guiteau

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Dance move used to seduce girls 17 years of age or younger, otherwise known as jailbait. It is preformed thusly:
One step forward, two steps back, shimy right, shimy left, clap, clap, clap, and alas, the damsel is yours.
Damn, once that nigga did The Guiteau, it was a wrap, he got her cell number and her social.
The Guiteau by bubba robinson November 3, 2005

Gateaux

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Gateaux - verb

The sexual act where a slice (or more if particularly hungry) of chocolate gateaux is eaten out of the private region of another without the use of utensils, cream is optional.
Person 1: "What do you think of him?"

Person 2: "I would definitely gateaux him!!"

Alternatively

Person 1: "How was the hotel and weekend with your wife?"

Person 2: "Yes, had a lovely time with the Mrs. last night, even gave her a good gateauxing"
Gateaux by bikeforestdb May 6, 2013

Gibeau 

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Your local math teacher who is always talking about his children.
Gibeau is teaching math again.
Gibeau by NerdQueen576 November 29, 2017

Giterus 

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Someone who braids and super glues their own hair to their ass hair and then yanks head forward and pulls out all ass hair, it's called the traditional amish wax.
David successful pulled off the Giterus and ended up in the E.R. last night and has erectile dysfunction and anal bleeding, The interviewer asked "how do you know this"
"I was filming a documentary on amish hygiene"
Giterus by Jake22335 May 13, 2021

The Giterus 

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When you have your hair braided into your ass hair and super glued. Your buddy grabs your head and rips it forward in a quick jerking motion to disorient you. This is the traditional amish waxing method.
John: jebediah successfully preformed "THE GITERUS" last night and ended up in the ER with erectile dysfunction and anal bleeding.

Interviewer: why do you know this?

John: I was filming a documentary on amish hygiene and culture.
The Giterus by Jake22335 May 13, 2021
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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