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Giteau

Look he is a giteau
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Matt Giteau

Australian rugby player. Plays for Western Force in Super 14 competition. Signed record figure of 1.5mil per season in 2006.

Can beat you in a telephone box
Bill: Did u see Matt Giteau's swan dive the other day?
John: Which 1 he scored like 5 try's
by zacko70 October 24, 2007
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The Guiteau

Dance move used to seduce girls 17 years of age or younger, otherwise known as jailbait. It is preformed thusly:
One step forward, two steps back, shimy right, shimy left, clap, clap, clap, and alas, the damsel is yours.
Damn, once that nigga did The Guiteau, it was a wrap, he got her cell number and her social.
by bubba robinson November 3, 2005
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Gateaux

Gateaux - verb

The sexual act where a slice (or more if particularly hungry) of chocolate gateaux is eaten out of the private region of another without the use of utensils, cream is optional.
Person 1: "What do you think of him?"

Person 2: "I would definitely gateaux him!!"

Alternatively

Person 1: "How was the hotel and weekend with your wife?"

Person 2: "Yes, had a lovely time with the Mrs. last night, even gave her a good gateauxing"
by bikeforestdb May 6, 2013
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Gibeau

Your local math teacher who is always talking about his children.
Gibeau is teaching math again.
by NerdQueen576 November 29, 2017
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Giterus

Someone who braids and super glues their own hair to their ass hair and then yanks head forward and pulls out all ass hair, it's called the traditional amish wax.
David successful pulled off the Giterus and ended up in the E.R. last night and has erectile dysfunction and anal bleeding, The interviewer asked "how do you know this"
"I was filming a documentary on amish hygiene"
by Jake22335 May 13, 2021
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The Giterus

When you have your hair braided into your ass hair and super glued. Your buddy grabs your head and rips it forward in a quick jerking motion to disorient you. This is the traditional amish waxing method.
John: jebediah successfully preformed "THE GITERUS" last night and ended up in the ER with erectile dysfunction and anal bleeding.

Interviewer: why do you know this?

John: I was filming a documentary on amish hygiene and culture.
by Jake22335 May 13, 2021
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