Giterus 

Someone who braids and super glues their own hair to their ass hair and then yanks head forward and pulls out all ass hair, it's called the traditional amish wax.

David successful pulled off the Giterus and ended up in the E.R. last night and has erectile dysfunction and anal bleeding, The interviewer asked "how do you know this"
"I was filming a documentary on amish hygiene"

Giterus by Jake22335 May 13, 2021

The Giterus 

When you have your hair braided into your ass hair and super glued. Your buddy grabs your head and rips it forward in a quick jerking motion to disorient you. This is the traditional amish waxing method.

John: jebediah successfully preformed "THE GITERUS" last night and ended up in the ER with erectile dysfunction and anal bleeding.

Interviewer: why do you know this?

John: I was filming a documentary on amish hygiene and culture.

The Giterus by Jake22335 May 13, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016