Girting is when in a conversation the person listening is looking intensely at the speaker and trying really hard to make him believe that he's actually listening or giving a fuc*k.
by littlekidlover January 11, 2014
Get the Girting mug.by Fishyrich October 17, 2011
Get the Gisting mug.a Birmingham Girling is a 'Mug Bet' a person placing a bet on something which has no chance of winning.
'I made a Birmingham Girling bet because I was drunk, I bet $50 on Tiger Woods winning gold in the Olympics freestyle swimming'
'I cant believe it, in the casino last night Ian bet his wages on roulette - he put all his money on blue? What a Birmingham Girling'
'I cant believe it, in the casino last night Ian bet his wages on roulette - he put all his money on blue? What a Birmingham Girling'
by GamblersRamblers December 30, 2013
Get the birmingham girling mug.Select the "Barbie Girl" song on a Juke Box to replay a ridiculous amount of times as you're leaving an establishment.
"Hey Brah, what is this terrible shit I keep hearing? It has no end."
"Yeah that bald headed sonofabitch Kevin decided to go Barbie girling before his drunk ass walked outta here..let's leave."
"Yeah that bald headed sonofabitch Kevin decided to go Barbie girling before his drunk ass walked outta here..let's leave."
by adamasher July 24, 2014
Get the barbie girling mug.This lecture is about to be so boring - Viktor
It’s gurting time - Erik
This lecture is making me pass out faster than a xanny - Filip
Yeah this lecture is so gurty - Linus
It’s gurting time - Erik
This lecture is making me pass out faster than a xanny - Filip
Yeah this lecture is so gurty - Linus
by sleepy gurt January 25, 2023
Get the It’s gurting time mug.Guts + hurting = Gurting.
Caused by: Greasy food, excessive boozing, PMSing, stress, chinese food, high fiber diets, lots and lots of apples, nervousness, improper use of anal beads, enemas, laxatives, too many Fiber One bars, phenolphthalein, prunes and prune juice, food poisoning, long distance running, cholera, and any combination of said inducers
Symptoms: Stomach achy, crampy, gassy, guts rolling, uncomfortable, afraid to fart.
Leads to: frequent bathroom trips, piss-ass, burning butthole and an all around shitty day.
CAUTION: If you are expecting to gurt, DO NOT WEAR THONG UNDERWEAR. I will only further the pain of the barking butthole. Also, playing touch tag with your underwear is truly a dangerous game on gurt days.
Caused by: Greasy food, excessive boozing, PMSing, stress, chinese food, high fiber diets, lots and lots of apples, nervousness, improper use of anal beads, enemas, laxatives, too many Fiber One bars, phenolphthalein, prunes and prune juice, food poisoning, long distance running, cholera, and any combination of said inducers
Symptoms: Stomach achy, crampy, gassy, guts rolling, uncomfortable, afraid to fart.
Leads to: frequent bathroom trips, piss-ass, burning butthole and an all around shitty day.
CAUTION: If you are expecting to gurt, DO NOT WEAR THONG UNDERWEAR. I will only further the pain of the barking butthole. Also, playing touch tag with your underwear is truly a dangerous game on gurt days.
David: Oh man. I definately should not have drank that six pack, those blue bombers or that tequila shot. And my butthole keeps telling me the tabasco sauce on top of the chili cheese fries was a bad idea.
BaRB: Sounds like you're definately gurting.
BaRB: Sounds like you're definately gurting.
by Barbara Dole September 15, 2010
Get the Gurting mug.by The3amigos September 23, 2016
Get the Hobo gifting mug.