Girlthing 

Put simply- this word is the perfect way to describe your significant other that is more than a friend, but less than a commitment; (i.e: talking, friends with benefits, hanging out)

-dude, are you guys dating, or what?

-Nah, she's my girlthing, man!

Girlthing by Seth Frampton February 7, 2009

birmingham girling

a Birmingham Girling is a 'Mug Bet' a person placing a bet on something which has no chance of winning.

'I made a Birmingham Girling bet because I was drunk, I bet $50 on Tiger Woods winning gold in the Olympics freestyle swimming'

'I cant believe it, in the casino last night Ian bet his wages on roulette - he put all his money on blue? What a Birmingham Girling'

birmingham girling by GamblersRamblers December 30, 2013

barbie girling 

Select the "Barbie Girl" song on a Juke Box to replay a ridiculous amount of times as you're leaving an establishment.

"Hey Brah, what is this terrible shit I keep hearing? It has no end."

"Yeah that bald headed sonofabitch Kevin decided to go Barbie girling before his drunk ass walked outta here..let's leave."

barbie girling by adamasher July 24, 2014

girl thing

Any concept which alienates and confuses males.

Shoes, handbags, crying...it's a girl thing.

girl thing by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

Grothing 

To excrete faecses while ejaculating

David was having a quiet grothing session at home by himself while the mrs and kids went shopping, he was unaware that she forgot her purse. She ran quickly into the house to get her purse from the kitchen and found David in the heights of grothing on their dining table......
"OH MY GOD?!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DAVID??!!!!!! I told you not to be grothing all over the house!!!! Your paying for the cleaner this time!!!!! I hope you save that for our churting session in Thursday....."

Grothing by Grothstalker September 29, 2012

girthinator 

A living specimen that has so much girth one cannot handle

Jeez that dick is so wide it's a girthinator

girthinator by dan_dan_521 August 7, 2017

gay girling

a gay girling is a person acting gay in exchange for cash. The person may or may not be actually homosexual but are happy to be 'gay for pay' their client is normally an older more experienced full on homosexual

'I see Ian has some cash on the hip again'
'yes he's been a gay girling for Simon all weekend'

gay girling by MisterBelfast December 25, 2013