Girlington 

the best way to say "girl"

Person 1: "Hey!"
Person 2: "What's up GIRLINGTON?!"

Girlington by JAKEINGTON December 29, 2011

Apple Girlington

an old touhou OC made by toby fox. she will be the secret boss of chapter 5. She is the apple wizard of mt. fuji and she will make you taste her wonderful apples.

oh also her skin is a freaky zombie yellow

UNTRANSLATABLE JAPANESE IDIOM

I should just rename this blog fuck yeah apple girlington

-Toby “Tricky Tony” “fwugradiation” “don’t call me radiation” Fox

Apple Girlington by kbgeepdy June 13, 2026

Gnarlington cemetery 

Large burial ground/necropolis privately owned by legendary, tiger-blooded, immortal American actor Charlie Sheen in which any fallen members of his paranormal 'violent love', F-18 equipped militia, known as "the Octagon" are laid to rest. The Sheenian equivalent of Valhalla. Gnarlington is so RADICAL that normal, loser minds cannot comprehend it, and risk turning into a exploded body over which their children will weep. Only the (Duh!) Winning or Bi-Winning are permitted to enter.

So far, only a handful** of fire-breathing-fisted, earthworm-defeating, Vatican Assassin Warlocks are buried here, of which one, Denise Richards, is a former High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock. It's pretty lonely down there, but you know, THEY SURE LIKE THE VIEW, ALEX.

**: Given Sheen's unlimited appeal and Bitching Rockstar from Mars status, one would expect more than just a few - this is readily explainable by the fact that as Sheen cogently explains, death is for pussies, like Thomas Jefferson. A loser at the end of a loser life, with ugly wife and ugly children. He didn't hang out with two smoking hotties and fly around the world.

But what does rhyme with winning? Anyone? Yeah, that would be him. He works for the Pope, he murders people. He is the drug known as Charlie Sheen.

"Guys, it's right there in the thing, duh! We work for the Pope, we murder people. We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other Gnarly Gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes."

Charlie Sheen on warlocks earning themselves a place at Gnarlington cemetery.

Gnarlington cemetery by NewsflashIAmSpecial March 21, 2011

Garrington bah 

Bah

What you mean bah - Garrington bah

Garrington bah by Garrington March 6, 2019

Gnarls Gnarlington 

Some mythical guy Charlie Sheen refers to when attempting to approvingly describe someone. Probable reference to the word "gnarly" ("balls out danger" sense).

"Todd Zeile is a Gnarls Gnarlington," Sheen said not long after ranting about people who wished they were him for eternity (Dr. Drew and Nancy Grace apparently on that list) and people he wished he was for ten minutes (Colin Farrell, Sean Penn).

Gnarls Gnarlington by sterculus March 26, 2011

Gillington 

A Pirates of the Caribbean slash pairing featuring James Norrington and Lieutinent Gillette (the one who made the mermaid comment to Elizabeth).

I'm an obsessive Gillington shipper

Gillington by Lady_Yaoi July 30, 2008

gimpington 

Somebody who participates in the art of gimping or just a complete tosser

He was the Gimpington at Turners S&M last night, Turner is a Gimpington

gimpington by Fo' Shizzo November 24, 2004