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Girlfriend man

When you first have sex with your girlfriend and discover she has a penis

(aka a trap)
so I got her in my room and she wipped out a cock!
she was a girlfriend man!
Girlfriend man by johnathanpenisman February 24, 2010
Words you can keep

man-girlfriend 

A male friend who is a surrogate replacement of a girlfriend or spouse in a heterosexual way. MGs are in near constant communication and may talk more than an actual girlfriend or spouse. Similar to a wingman but with more responsibility, a man-girlfriend will do anything that is typically done by a girlfriend (other than sex). Seth and Evan, in the cult classic Superbad, were man-girlfriends.
“My man-girlfriend hasn’t called me today and I’m starting to get a little worried.”

“Dude, have you talked to Brady lately? What the hell is his problem? His man-girlfriend is out of town and he’s going into withdrawal.”
man-girlfriend by the_kaiser January 14, 2008

girlfriends man 

a guy who always has a girlfriend; relies on women for happiness, usually because of mommy issues.
“my ex got a girl right after we broke up.”
girl- he’s a girlfriends man”

“you always have a girlfriend. You’re a girlfriends man”
girlfriends man by bonnie_yan December 27, 2022

Bang Manti Teo's Girlfriend 

I'm so horny I'm going to have to bang manti teo's girlfriend before i can go to sleep.

girlfriendmanship

Like sportsmanship, but for boyfriend duties: the art of being thoughtful, respectful, responsible, and emotionally attuned while mastering dating and relationship dynamics.

Good girlfriendmanship includes noticing subtle tweaks to her appearance, remembering small details, being mindful of her needs, knowing when to listen and when to offer advice, turning everyday chores into fun shared activities, and making her feel genuinely loved and appreciated.

In 2022, a forum user coined the term as a humorous way to describe relationship savvy.
Her day was a mess, so he ran her a bath, queued her favorite relaxation playlist, and left a heartfelt note on the mirror. Pure girlfriendmanship.

At a crowded party, Zac's girlfriendmanship really showed when he noticed her having a silent anxiety attack, brought her candy and water, and stayed with her until she felt ready to join the party.
girlfriendmanship by Zacci November 2, 2025
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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