Girgen

A person or thing that looks old but isn't.

Guy1: Check out that lady shes old.

Guy2: No, shes just a girgen.

Girgen by Raphael Delaghetto June 10, 2013

giren 

A person that is hot and weas glasses

KONRAD & AND ZACH ARE SO GIREN

giren by Anonymous7.2 January 23, 2017

Gergen 

A unit of effort equivalent to the energy required for a 96-lb male to walk up three flights of stairs at 8:35 in the morning.

Naw, that's at least 12.5 Gergens of effort.

Gergen by captain_euphemism January 9, 2011

gargending 

Gargending is the horrific act of slashing someone's throat and then inserting your penis through the wound and fucking the victim.

You speak to me like that once again and it will be gargending for you tonight.

gargending by Flammable Kid November 6, 2011

Gingenial 

When a ginger person is in denial that they are ginger and tries to cover it up by shaving their head, dyeing their hair or describing their hair colour as 'strawberry blonde'.

"Did you see Phil has dyed his hair black?"

"Yeah, man. He's in gingenial."

Gingenial by Notagingerfreak January 26, 2013

Girken 

A pickle

Dude, I just ate that girken! It was delicious!

Girken by Kratargon November 7, 2018

Gargen fluben

colored pencils

i am drawing a picture with my gargen flubens.

i am drawing a picture with my colored pencil.

Gargen fluben by Hermione Granger January 20, 2022