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Gargena by Setak32 August 17, 2021
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gardenape 

From the greek origin garden and latin ape...a gardenape is a yardape that is not cool enough or good enough to be called an actually yardape that especially enjoy bolfing
Brock: Ray is the biggest gardenape because he cant even bolf right

Matt: Yea I know definitely not cool enough to be a yardape though.

Brock: Yea maybe if he could bolf right, steal red wagons, or ride them along the great wall at great speeds.

Matt: Yea that mangina hes got is also stopping him from becoming yardape quality because that wouldnt fit the definition of yardape subsection f.
A vagina that smells like garbage.
Vinny: Kazuo pounded that gargina last night.

Vance: It smells like shit in here now.
Gargina by GarSisterPounder May 6, 2011

gargending 

Gargending is the horrific act of slashing someone's throat and then inserting your penis through the wound and fucking the victim.
You speak to me like that once again and it will be gargending for you tonight.
gargending by Flammable Kid November 6, 2011
A cool city that is in a prime, central location. Within 20 minutes away from the ocean, freeways, downtown, beverly hills, Orange County. A nice cute community. Homes are worth a lot more than you would expect!
Gardena....Where's that?
gardena by radman56 September 1, 2005

Gargen fluben

colored pencils
i am drawing a picture with my gargen flubens.

i am drawing a picture with my colored pencil.
Gargen fluben by Hermione Granger January 20, 2022
A client which runs games, messaging and other features. Popular among people who have illegal copies of games because the game uses a private network for players to share a connection.
It's actually pretty decent for playing games online.
I'm a stingy fuck who didn't pay for my copy of Warcraft III, how about we play dotA on Garena :D
Garena by Cheeseandcrackersbitch August 20, 2010
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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