Girfer
"did you invite chase to play fornite with us at yardhouse?" "yeah, he isnt coming he's being a girfer."
Girfer by Sable Ward July 21, 2024
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gurfer by 123456qwerty123456 December 22, 2009
garfer
Slang for a sexually transmitted disease rising in popularity in the United States. Its most common among drug users and the pooper areas. The proper name for "the garf" is Bacterial Intestinal Miracitis. The disorder is known to last over a span of years and can be controlled by sulfonamide class synthetic antibiotics.
The worst fact about the Garf is that there is no known protection against its infection, not even condoms. Symptoms are subtle at first and bloom within a 2 to 3 months. Initial symptoms include fatigue, sleep pattern changes, dry mouth, and muscle ache. Anyone with this disease should be checked in immediately.
The worst fact about the Garf is that there is no known protection against its infection, not even condoms. Symptoms are subtle at first and bloom within a 2 to 3 months. Initial symptoms include fatigue, sleep pattern changes, dry mouth, and muscle ache. Anyone with this disease should be checked in immediately.
rotary girder
1.a term used when a person is refering to something technical about which he has no real knowlege.
2.often used in a response to the question "What were you doing?"
Originally used in the movie "Tommy Boy" with Chris Farley.
2.often used in a response to the question "What were you doing?"
Originally used in the movie "Tommy Boy" with Chris Farley.
1.Q:"Hey, do you know what's wrong with my computer?"
A:Yeah just a second I think there may be a problem with the rotary girder.
2.Q:"Dude, what the hell are you doing?"
A: Sorry, I was just checking the specs on the rotary girder.
A:Yeah just a second I think there may be a problem with the rotary girder.
2.Q:"Dude, what the hell are you doing?"
A: Sorry, I was just checking the specs on the rotary girder.
rotary girder by KoolAid March 10, 2004
rusty girder
Hey Mike you know that shit I had this morning, well it just refuses to flush and it just sits there looking more and more like a rusty girder
rusty girder by Chivchovs October 29, 2017
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giffer gaffer by shaniahoreilly June 30, 2017
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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