Girfer 

A friend who only hangs out with his new girlfriend instead of hanging out with the day 1's

"did you invite chase to play fornite with us at yardhouse?" "yeah, he isnt coming he's being a girfer."

Girfer by Sable Ward July 21, 2024

gurfer

A girl surfer

dude, she is one hot gurfer!

gurfer by 123456qwerty123456 December 22, 2009

giffer 

description of a cap wearing old person (victor meldrew)a cross between git and duffer.

sod off you old giffer

giffer by stuaey September 3, 2004

garfer 

Slang for a sexually transmitted disease rising in popularity in the United States. Its most common among drug users and the pooper areas. The proper name for "the garf" is Bacterial Intestinal Miracitis. The disorder is known to last over a span of years and can be controlled by sulfonamide class synthetic antibiotics.

The worst fact about the Garf is that there is no known protection against its infection, not even condoms. Symptoms are subtle at first and bloom within a 2 to 3 months. Initial symptoms include fatigue, sleep pattern changes, dry mouth, and muscle ache. Anyone with this disease should be checked in immediately.

Jen gave Tim the garfer so I'll be at his funeral.

garfer by Deirdre November 22, 2004

rotary girder 

1.a term used when a person is refering to something technical about which he has no real knowlege.
2.often used in a response to the question "What were you doing?"

Originally used in the movie "Tommy Boy" with Chris Farley.

1.Q:"Hey, do you know what's wrong with my computer?"
A:Yeah just a second I think there may be a problem with the rotary girder.
2.Q:"Dude, what the hell are you doing?"
A: Sorry, I was just checking the specs on the rotary girder.

rotary girder by KoolAid March 10, 2004

rusty girder 

A shit that won’t flush and sits at the bottom of the toilet slowly dissolving.

Hey Mike you know that shit I had this morning, well it just refuses to flush and it just sits there looking more and more like a rusty girder

rusty girder by Chivchovs October 29, 2017

giffer gaffer 

someone that mucks about

"stop being a giffer gaffer and get your bum over here"

giffer gaffer by shaniahoreilly June 30, 2017