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Griefer Jesus 

The God's son, who keeps inconveniencing Twitch streamer and YouTuber DarkViperAU in his "chaos mod" playthroughs of GTA V. Continuesly getting spawned into the game by viewers, or just bad luck.
*DarkViperAU calmly playing GTA V with the chaos mod*, *Griefer Jesus gets spawned in* DarkViperAU: "Oh no! Griefer Jesus! He is going to kill me!"
Griefer Jesus by Mynameisgregor October 12, 2020
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the act of using rhetorical devices while underlying the purposes of poop museums. This in context will exemplify all international studentes who do not understand the urban telephones. the cosmotology of geefers is related to the physical aspects of ronald regan. One may realize that geefers can be frozen for a better taste. its not what you want but what you earn!
Hairy men eat fried salsa with geefers on their mind.
geefers by creamery July 28, 2007
Someone, usually in an online game, who intentionally, and usually repeatedly, attempts to degrade anothers experience or torment them.

Examples of griefing:

1. Player vs player abuse: Singling out the same person and killing them over and over when they are defensless until hey log off.

2. Kill stealing: Repeatedly trying to steal another persons kills so that their time is wasted.

3. Verbal abuse: Spamming a person with vulgar, hatefull, or offensive messages.

4. Blocking: Getting in anothers way so they cannot move or get out of a particular area.

5. "Training": Triggering many monsters, almost always impossible to fight and survive, with the intention to either run someone out of an area or kill them indirectly if the server is not 'player vs player' enabled.

Griefing in massively multiplayer online role playing games are usually bannable on first offense and less common (thoguh still visably present).

Griefing is much more common on private servers for first person shooters like Counterstrike and Battlefield 1942.
Griefers and Powergamers are the 2 worst problems in online games today.
griefer by Hic October 8, 2004
description of a cap wearing old person (victor meldrew)a cross between git and duffer.
sod off you old giffer
giffer by stuaey September 3, 2004
A "Griefer" is a term most commonly used in GTA V referring to someone who repetetly kills/blows up players or cargo for no reason.
That A**hole is a griefer.
Griefer by BeachedBoat September 22, 2020

Griefer Jesus 

Noun

A satirical version of the Christian god in Grand Theft Auto V wielding a railgun, operating a flying bike, or driving the player's vehicle. He is summoned at random or by choice in GTA V chaos mode with the intent of disrupting or "griefing" the player. Popularised by the streamer "DarkViperAu".

Etymology: Griefer (A player that intentionally ruins the game of others) + Jesus (the name of the Christian god)
The viewers on twitch summoned Griefer Jesus to troll on Matto.
Griefer Jesus by Rektz April 30, 2022
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