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The sexiest, hottest, fittest, strongest, most attractive and athletic man in the universe. This man never lets down the boyz and will forever be remembered as the King he is. And all the girls that see Giordo immediately fall in love with him.
Giordo is the best.
Giordo by Yeezus West November 22, 2021
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To have extreamly long hair. A Giordos hair is so long that he is constantly tripped be it. A giordo is commonly mistaken by a chino.
Girl one, "Is that Jackie Chan?"
Girl two, "No her hair is too long, it's probably Giordo"
Giordo by Hdud7dvdu November 28, 2021

Gordon Ramsay 

A great british chef who doesn't know where the fuck the lamb sauce is.
'It's fucking raw' screamed Gordon Ramsay
Example :
"I Giorno Giovanna, have a dream that I know is just."
Giorno by Unofficial209 June 29, 2019

Giorno Giovanna

The golden doughnut boy from part 5 of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. He always has a dream
"I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream that I know is just."
Giorno Giovanna by cool d00d June 29, 2018

Gordon Ramsay 

A great cook who gets triggered of frozen products.
Gordon Ramsay: ARE THE ICE CUBES FRESH OR FROZEN!?

Chef: F-frozen sir..

Gordon Ramsay: ...Fucking hell.
Gordon Ramsay by Freaky.Pity August 27, 2019
Gormless Doctor. A person with a PhD but lacking common sense. An academic with no nous.
I'm sick of dealing with these fucking gordocs; they understand the engineering issues but can't sort out a security pass.
Gordoc by Eddie Gee September 6, 2015