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The act of going afk in a console party without notifying all friends in attendance leaving them to wonder where you've gone or if you're coming back
You've been Gio'd

We have been Gio'd
Gio'd by DannyBear0311 November 24, 2023
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Gio'd • gio dick • dirty gio • aquA di gio • Gioda • giodaplug • Giodee • giodin • gio • gio hoe
Gio dick has the shortest dick in the world

He is terrible in bed and doesn’t give good strokes but his best friend Eric is big packin and the rest of the football team especially all the lineman
Damn you got gio dick

You dick is small you got gio dick
gio dick by SUckniggasdicks.com February 16, 2019

dirty gio 

someone who performs sexual dirty acts involving three things: penis, anus, and mountain dew. optional(protection) but who needs it when your a dirty gio.
Julio: Man the other day i poured mountain dew into her anus and repeatedly fucked her then drank it from her ass.

Mike: isn't there a name to that?

Gio: i don't think so but now it does... DIRTY GIO!!!

Dirty Gio 

When you jerk off to italian people humping eachother with rocks.
"I just had a Dirty Gio last night"
Dirty Gio by Mariam-Webster Knockoff November 23, 2020

aquA di gio 

Fragrance by Armani. the sexiest cologne ever made..it smells so good to me and Kelly Rowland who was quoted in an iunterview saying that it was her favorite thing to smell on a man.
Kelly: When love takes over....When love takes....wait a minute!!!! is one of my fans wearing...
me from the back of the crowd; AQUA DI GIO..YES KELLY ITS ME ITS ME!!!!
aquA di gio by boyfromhere January 9, 2010
When something is so bad it is good
Most old syfy movies are giod
Giod by Enolah November 14, 2016
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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