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Ginosaur

Pron: J-eye-no-soar
From: vaGINa, dINOSAUR

Woman of advanced years engaged in sexual predation. Some authorities suggest a preference towards younger males a la Cougar while others point to a more general hunger for sexual validation from anyone whatsoever.
"Jesus, wtf were you talking to that ginosaur for? She's gotta be at least your mom's age and nowhere near as hot."

"Seriously, dude - I'd bang your mom."
by glubdammit January 29, 2009
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ginasaur

A woman past her "cougar" prime looking to hook-up with younger men. Commonly found at country clubs, crappy motel lobbies, flea markets, and dollar stores. In a nightclub environment will usually sport garish lipstick shades and reek of "lilac" perfume. Will travel in a pack of younger cougars and only be introduced to you once it has been confirmed that you have drunk so much that your judgement is incredibly impaired.
Dan: How was the club last night?
Ed: Decent, until I was approached by a pack of cougars.
Dan: C'mon bro, cougars are sweet!
Ed: Fo'sho! but after a couple of drinks they wanted to introduce me to a ginasaur...
Dan: Bad luck indeed, but you mighta scored a wicked "gummer".
Ed: Dude...that ginasaur was wearing 3 layer spanks!
by Garagamus February 7, 2010
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Gynosaur

One step above "Cougar" in the scale of women. Pussy so old its fossilized.
a.k.a. Rapidly aging, Botox-addict and ex-supermodel Janice Dickinson.
" Man, what a gynosaur...I'd probably screw her, just gotta remember to blow the dust off first. "
by the Den of Iniquity October 6, 2006
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Ginasaur

An old grizzled woman that insists on showing as much leathery tanned skin as she can, in the hopes that she is still attractive.
No,lets not go to the pool, there are a bunch of drunk ginasaurs hanging around and I'll lose my lunch.
by sean liddle May 21, 2006
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gynosaur

Dr. Lickalottapuss, do you suppose there were many gynosaurs helping deliver babies in the Jurassic period?
by dookeyboy November 24, 2010
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ginosaurus

Person 1: WOW thats GINOSAURUS!
Person 2: jeez. holy moley!
by Arden Wabbi January 18, 2008
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ginosourous

Verb; Bigger than, gigantic, and larger than a dinosaur.
"That fossil is ginosourous"!
by taylor5 January 5, 2010
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