a black spot that is on your face. this black spot will take over your body and make you an avil (retard). this als makes you unable to speak properly and make you think that everyone shaves thier legs.

moleys can be removed but only with an opperation. moley can also be used as an offensive word. for instance as fuck or retard."fuckin moley" if you do something stupid

omg i have a moley on my face "hey you shave your legs"

holy molie scratch my moley

fuckin mole

moley by us moley April 16, 2006

Moley

Moley is a plush sold by itemlabel.com. He is round, usually blue in color, small stubby arms, and a yellow beak and star shaped antennae. His eyes are always closed, and he always looks a bit sleepy– but don't be fooled! He is in a constant state of distress! Every second above the soil he is in excruciating pain, his eyes pleading for you to bury him. Bury him! Bury him, RIGHT NOW!

Moley comes in 3 different color variations, simply named 'Moley, 'Moley B' and 'Moley C'.
Moley is blue with a yellow beak and yellow star antennae.
Moley B is purple and incredibly fluffy! His beak is light blue, and his star antennae is yellow.
Moley C looks a bit like an orange. His fur is normal length, unlike Moley B. He is primarily orange with a yellow beak and green star antennae,
No matter which Moley you get, it will always be adorable! Just make sure to bury him- QUICK!

Jam and Toast are discussing Jam's recently purchased Moley.

Toast: "So, how's Moley doing? Have you buried him yet?"
Jam: "Bury him?! You want me to kill him?!? What is wrong with you?"
Toast: gasp "Don't you know? Every second above soil for Moley is pain! Quick, bury him as soon as you can!"
Jam: "What?"
Toast: "BURY HIM! HE IS IN PAIN!"
Jam: "OKAY! GOT IT!"

Luckily, Jam buried his Moley before it had experienced TOO much pain.

Be careful, bury your Moley!

Moley by pastel_kindaa November 16, 2022