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Gingerlitis 

A far too common disorder, often associated with those that steal souls. Those with such disorder, often hide there dark and soul stealing demeanor with humor. Symptoms include, but not limited to, red hair (strawberry blonde included), freckles, pale skin, and receding hairline. No one knows for sure, but condition may be contagious, so be cautious. Those with this condition may also have issues with physical fitness.
Oh no! Looks like Jordan has a serious case of Gingerlitis. You can tell by the strawberry blonde hair and how bad he is at running.
Gingerlitis by Mitch April 25, 2015
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gingervitis 

a disease held by a kid who has orange hair, pale skin and freckles on his face. Don't confuse them with kids with orange hair but without the skin and freckles. Those freaks are known as daywalkers.
Ron Howard is a total gingervitis patient
gingervitis by DrewbieG December 20, 2005

Gingeritus 

Alex likes lily hunt and has gingeritus
Gingeritus by Ejb941 September 21, 2019

Gingeritis

Having sexual intercourse with a Ginger and waking up with a rash that resembles a spray tan gone bad.
I had sex with Casey and now my legs are turning a strange orange color. What the fuck? Did I contract gingeritis???
Gingeritis by Ermiliana September 28, 2011

gingervitus 

Horrible disease. Forces those who suffer from it to avoid sunlight, as it is harmful to their unpigmented skin.

If you suffer from gingervitus you may be known as a 'ginger kid'.

Symptoms include red hair, light skin and freckles.

Some people have red hair but not light skin and freckles, those people are called daywalkers.

To learn more on the subject watch the 'Ginger Kids' episode of South Park.
Trevor: Ha! Look a ginger kid!
Devan: That poor bastard has gingervitus.
gingervitus by benormous May 15, 2006

Gingerlicious 

Used to describe a red haired person who by default happens to be deliciously hot.
"My whole being and existence are obviously gingerlicious" Said Aury, as she passed her fingers through her long shiny venetian blonde mane
Gingerlicious by LupaRuralis July 27, 2014

Gingervitis 

The horrible disease that infects every single red haired person. Symptoms include: red hair, freckles, the lack of one's soul, and the feeling that you just don't belong in society. Gingervitis can be passed on to other people with the harmful bite, this bite can spread the disease to any person, so be careful around ginger kids.
Andy : dude did you see that soul-less ginger kid?

Eric : yeah, he definetly has gingervitis, don't let him bite you.
Gingervitis by doub123714 May 9, 2006