Gingevitis 

A terrifing diseese that causes children to be born with ginger hair. Dashing all hopes thet his/her parents had that their child would have a normal life!

Walsh, that poor ginger bastard. Thank god i dont have gingevitis

Gingevitis by csone December 14, 2006

Gineevitis 

A terrible mouth affliction contracted by orally pleasuring the "wrong" type of girl. Symptoms many include, lip and mouth blistering, swollen tongue. lost of taste, bleeding gums and prolonged impotence. Most after experiencing a severe bout of Gineevitis will never be able to preform cunnilingus and maintain an erection simultaneously. Flash backs are commonplace. Most medical professionals agree Gineevitis is traumatizing and similar to PTSD.

Billy just came back the epidemiologist. Becky gave him Gineevitis. The doc said he will never be the same.

Gineevitis by popabigballz November 22, 2011

gingervitis 

a disease held by a kid who has orange hair, pale skin and freckles on his face. Don't confuse them with kids with orange hair but without the skin and freckles. Those freaks are known as daywalkers.

Ron Howard is a total gingervitis patient

gingervitis by DrewbieG December 20, 2005

Gingibitis 

A common but undesirable form of fellatio in which the teeth are used to scratch and bite the penis, due to either a lack of knowledge on how to perform the pleasure, or by accident. It is extremely painful and usually ends with the receiving partner telling the other member to immediately stop and leave.

John: So, how'd last night with that chick go?

Avi: It started out great, but right after she went down on me, I realized she had a terrible case of gingibitis, so I kicked her out of my room and finished the job myself.

Gingibitis by Sigma Blue October 22, 2008

Gingeritus 

Liking a ginger

Alex likes lily hunt and has gingeritus

Gingeritus by Ejb941 September 21, 2019

Gingeritis

Having sexual intercourse with a Ginger and waking up with a rash that resembles a spray tan gone bad.

I had sex with Casey and now my legs are turning a strange orange color. What the fuck? Did I contract gingeritis???

Gingeritis by Ermiliana September 28, 2011

gingervitus 

Horrible disease. Forces those who suffer from it to avoid sunlight, as it is harmful to their unpigmented skin.

If you suffer from gingervitus you may be known as a 'ginger kid'.

Symptoms include red hair, light skin and freckles.

Some people have red hair but not light skin and freckles, those people are called daywalkers.

To learn more on the subject watch the 'Ginger Kids' episode of South Park.

Trevor: Ha! Look a ginger kid!
Devan: That poor bastard has gingervitus.

gingervitus by benormous May 15, 2006