gingervitis

a disease held by a kid who has orange hair, pale skin and freckles on his face. Don't confuse them with kids with orange hair but without the skin and freckles. Those freaks are known as daywalkers.

Ron Howard is a total gingervitis patient

by DrewbieG December 20, 2005

Gingervitis

The horrible disease that infects every single red haired person. Symptoms include: red hair, freckles, the lack of one's soul, and the feeling that you just don't belong in society. Gingervitis can be passed on to other people with the harmful bite, this bite can spread the disease to any person, so be careful around ginger kids.

Andy : dude did you see that soul-less ginger kid?

Eric : yeah, he definetly has gingervitis, don't let him bite you.

by doub123714 May 9, 2006

Gingervitis

When a redhead makes you so sexually frustrated that you brush your teeth so hard it makes your gums bleed.

I need to seduce Ron Weasley because my dentist says my gingervitis is out of control.

by Potterotic June 3, 2018

Gingervitis

An incredibly serious disease in children. Symptoms are Red hair, white skin, and freckles.

Okay, yeah, so Gingervitis is not actually serious. But it WAS on South Park (Season 9 Episode 11) !

by I enjoy steak muffins. November 10, 2005

Gingervitis

The disease that causes non-gingers to suddenly turn into a ginger. Often confused with Gingivitis, a gum disease.

Ginger: If you don't stop being such a douche, I'll give you Gingervitis

Guy: Ok, ok, sorry.

by Ginger Hunter June 26, 2012

Gingervitis

Having lots of interest in gingers; men and women.

That ginger is giving me gingervitis.

by jadevooo December 21, 2018

gingervitis

A very serious condition that manifests itself as an overwhelming desire to have sex with a woman with red hair. Only men with exceptional taste in women will contract this condition. And the only known treatment for gingervitis is having sex with a red headed woman, preferably 4-6 times per day.

Dude, do you see that hot red head over there? Ya, shes giving me a serious case of gingervitis.

by gingerlicker March 17, 2015