gingervitis

a disease held by a kid who has orange hair, pale skin and freckles on his face. Don't confuse them with kids with orange hair but without the skin and freckles. Those freaks are known as daywalkers.

Ron Howard is a total gingervitis patient

by DrewbieG December 20, 2005

gingervitis

A very serious condition that manifests itself as an overwhelming desire to have sex with a woman with red hair. Only men with exceptional taste in women will contract this condition. And the only known treatment for gingervitis is having sex with a red headed woman, preferably 4-6 times per day.

Dude, do you see that hot red head over there? Ya, shes giving me a serious case of gingervitis.

by gingerlicker March 17, 2015

gingervitis

the bad breath that is your punishment for giving oral to a ginger

I'll bet Ron Howard would give you aweful gingervitis

by freshgreen01 September 05, 2010

gingervitis

A deadly disease often caught from "gingers" red heads/carrot tops highly contagious. Symptoms include pale skin, freckles, addiction to halo, puffy eyes, sudden hatred of peanut butter and red hair.

I hear Benny got a severe case of Gingervitis...Poor Shmuck.

by Johnny Waldo December 22, 2007

gingervitis

Having pale skin, thousands of freckles and a giant red beard.

Takuku: "man, lyzol has a serious case of gingervitis"

Cougar: "No doubt homey, that bitch would burn under candle light".

by blues alcohol problem October 30, 2006

gingervitis

A non-ginger who has the unfortunate ability to attract specimen of the ginger type.
symptoms include: being attracted to/dating gingers or having gingers be attracted to you

"That girl only dates gingers."
"Yeah, she has a serious case of the gingervitis."

by Margaret of Portugal October 22, 2009

Gingervating

A word that can be used to describe anything related to gingers. It can also be an adjective used to define hot gingers.

OMG, Ron Weasley is so gingervating!!

by GingersRock December 11, 2010