Gimprovise 

To improvise badly, an idiot trying to provide a solution to a problem

The boss is furious, Gerry gimprovised on the bug problem and made it worse

Gimprovise by Steve Adams January 9, 2009

Gimprovise 

Someone who has a physical of mental handicap adapting to doing their day to day tasks. Improvising in anyway able.

I had to gimprovise putting my pants on while my arm wasn't working right

Gimprovise by ScarletRosee521 June 8, 2024

improvise adapt overcome

To be creative with seemingly tragic events.

Jonathan "I didn't have any toilet paper so I had to use cardboard."
Daryl "Improvise adapt overcome!"

improvise adapt overcome by IG: The.big.sad February 6, 2018

Limprovise 

(v); to proceed with intercourse without proper rigidity, usually as a result of excessive alcohol consumption, or as a bi-product of old age.

John: Dude how did you manage to bang out Sally after polishing of that bottle of Jack?
Tim: It wasn’t easy bro, but I limprovised.

Limprovise by Dennis Worm May 5, 2008

gymprovisation 

Gymprovisation is when you have to use equipment other than the standard equipment available from the gym's selection.

Gymprovisation comes in two forms:

A) a hotel or other gym with a limited selection might require you to gymprovise in one way or another.
B) you might be such a workout freak that you need to gymprovise to hit that muscle "just right".

You should be careful with option B because it can come across as douchy.

Bill: Man that muscle head is ripped.
Jane: Yeah, he must use gymprovisation to get a body like that.

gymprovisation by jimbobf July 26, 2011

Pimprovise 

verb - Pulling out unpracticed game during the final minutes before a bar or club closes, in a desperate attempt to avoid leaving alone.

Damon: "Man that girl I was with last night was fine!"

Bryan: "What, I saw you like 10 minutes before they closed, and you were by yourself. How did you pull that one off?"

Damon: "I had to Pimprovise, but I made it happen"

Pimprovise by Bryan Knapp May 25, 2011

Pimprovise 

To Pimprovise is to ball, stunt, or pick up chicks without using lines like "That's just how I do." or "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" or any other cliched method.

"Hey man, everytime I use one of my pick up lines, the girl throws a drink in my face, how do you do it?"

"Lines are for punks. I pimprovise."

Pimprovise by J-Keezy December 14, 2008