Pimprovise

verb - Pulling out unpracticed game during the final minutes before a bar or club closes, in a desperate attempt to avoid leaving alone.

Damon: "Man that girl I was with last night was fine!"

Bryan: "What, I saw you like 10 minutes before they closed, and you were by yourself. How did you pull that one off?"

Damon: "I had to Pimprovise, but I made it happen"

by Bryan Knapp May 25, 2011

Pimprovise

To Pimprovise is to ball, stunt, or pick up chicks without using lines like "That's just how I do." or "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" or any other cliched method.

"Hey man, everytime I use one of my pick up lines, the girl throws a drink in my face, how do you do it?"

"Lines are for punks. I pimprovise."

by J-Keezy December 14, 2008

improvise adapt overcome

To be creative with seemingly tragic events.

Jonathan "I didn't have any toilet paper so I had to use cardboard."
Daryl "Improvise adapt overcome!"

by IG: The.big.sad February 6, 2018

Limprovise

(v); to proceed with intercourse without proper rigidity, usually as a result of excessive alcohol consumption, or as a bi-product of old age.

John: Dude how did you manage to bang out Sally after polishing of that bottle of Jack?
Tim: It wasn’t easy bro, but I limprovised.

by Dennis Worm May 5, 2008

improvised trolling device

a pipe bomb or other homemade explosive.

Alex put an improvised trolling device in James's mailbox after he threw the comp match.

by AllIsernamesTkn January 25, 2022

improvisex

the alternative to getting a car to give your mates a lift when they get back from working in New Zealand.

chutney; I'll be home on sun night/monday morn. you got a car to drive me around in?

Bridget; err.. no! we'll improvisex

by chutneyd June 1, 2011

Pimprove

Improving something by making it more pimp.

"Yo, B. I put some dubs on mah Pinto."
- "Shit son, ya definitly PIMPROVED 'dat ride."

by German Herman March 13, 2009