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Pimprovise 

verb - Pulling out unpracticed game during the final minutes before a bar or club closes, in a desperate attempt to avoid leaving alone.
Damon: "Man that girl I was with last night was fine!"

Bryan: "What, I saw you like 10 minutes before they closed, and you were by yourself. How did you pull that one off?"

Damon: "I had to Pimprovise, but I made it happen"
Pimprovise by Bryan Knapp May 25, 2011
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Pimprovise 

To Pimprovise is to ball, stunt, or pick up chicks without using lines like "That's just how I do." or "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" or any other cliched method.
"Hey man, everytime I use one of my pick up lines, the girl throws a drink in my face, how do you do it?"

"Lines are for punks. I pimprovise."
Pimprovise by J-Keezy December 14, 2008

improvise adapt overcome

To be creative with seemingly tragic events.
Jonathan "I didn't have any toilet paper so I had to use cardboard."
Daryl "Improvise adapt overcome!"

Limprovise 

(v); to proceed with intercourse without proper rigidity, usually as a result of excessive alcohol consumption, or as a bi-product of old age.
John: Dude how did you manage to bang out Sally after polishing of that bottle of Jack?
Tim: It wasn’t easy bro, but I limprovised.
Limprovise by Dennis Worm May 5, 2008

improvised trolling device 

Alex put an improvised trolling device in James's mailbox after he threw the comp match.

improvisex 

the alternative to getting a car to give your mates a lift when they get back from working in New Zealand.
chutney; I'll be home on sun night/monday morn. you got a car to drive me around in?

Bridget; err.. no! we'll improvisex
improvisex by chutneyd June 1, 2011

Pimprove 

Improving something by making it more pimp.
"Yo, B. I put some dubs on mah Pinto."
- "Shit son, ya definitly PIMPROVED 'dat ride."
Pimprove by German Herman March 13, 2009