Improvise 

The action of using innatimate objects, preferably ones that vibrate, to masterbate!

Maria improvises all night long.

Improvise by The locos January 22, 2009

improvise 

what i do when theres no clean dishes by taking the one with the least spots.

i didnt do the dishes for a week and i want coffee so im gonna improvise.

improvise by nobody else here September 26, 2017

improvise adapt overcome

To be creative with seemingly tragic events.

Jonathan "I didn't have any toilet paper so I had to use cardboard."
Daryl "Improvise adapt overcome!"

improvise adapt overcome by IG: The.big.sad February 6, 2018

Improvise, imprOvise, imrovisE 

Improvise, imprOvise, imrovisE

Improvise, imprOvise, imrovisE

Improvise, imprOvise, imrovisE by MajorLeague1989Inspiration April 24, 2025

Limprovise 

(v); to proceed with intercourse without proper rigidity, usually as a result of excessive alcohol consumption, or as a bi-product of old age.

John: Dude how did you manage to bang out Sally after polishing of that bottle of Jack?
Tim: It wasn’t easy bro, but I limprovised.

Limprovise by Dennis Worm May 5, 2008

stoner improvisation 

When a stoner in your band improvises your music subconsciously, according to what the weed is telling his brain to do.

Hey DJ fatfingaz please cut the stoner improvisations out when you master the recording.

stoner improvisation by alex and max sure do look alike November 3, 2006

Lowe's Home Improvement

The epitome of ass-kissery. As soon as you walk into a Lowe's, your ass saturated with the spit of every employee that crosses your path; but it is not their fault, because it is what they have been constantly told to do every day. Lowe's is built upon the model of "excellent, excruciatingly-paranoid, money-pinching, annoying, ass-kissing, customer-focus". The best thing to do when you see a "red vest" is to cut a corner and run. These people are already stressed enough with the dumbass questions that get flung at them every day so one more question is just one more reason for them to eat a bullet.

Customer walks in Lowe's:

"HI! BILLY MAYS HERE WITH Lowe's Home Improvement WAREHOUSE! WE HAVE LOTS OF ITEMS TO HELP YOUR EVERY NEED FOR EVERY SITUATION! HOW MAY WE BE OF SERVICE TO YOU TODAY SIR OR MA'AM???"

Customer: Holy fucking ass crackers! Can I not look at the fucking power tools without being bombarded by damn service? Fuck this I'm going to Home Depot where people leave me the hell alone!

Lowe's Home Improvement by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 12, 2010