Gimpage 

Uber driver who crashes the car frequently in London.

He crashed his car as he was suffering from gimpage

Gimpage by Blob knob October 26, 2018

gimmage 

Strange hard luck photo site where visitors can make mistakes pre-ordained by Google. Image search results are overlayed on top of each other and presented to the user as though they were timeless art.

Interlocutor #1: Hey sleepy, did you gimmage your vitamins?
Interlocutor #2: No chips, why should I?
Interlocutor #1: When you gimmage your gimmage, your gimmage gimmages and the gimmage starts the gimmage.
Interlocutor #1: I'm going to gimmage!
Interlocutor #3: Me too!

gimmage by Pinsontime May 20, 2011

Gippage 

To reflect the quantity of 'gip'

"That was a good example of Maximum gippage" (following an event illustrating a large quantity of gip)

Gippage by El Pikeo August 21, 2009

gimmage 

A marketing ploy used to trick people, usually in order to make them believe that they need or must have a particular product- to be cool, healthy, happy, etc. Comes from the combination of 'gimmick' and 'image', because a gimmage is usually used when a company wants to change their product's image in order to sell more of it. Gimmages have been used for a long time, but even more so recently.

Products like Sobe's Lifewater and Vitamin Water...the gimmage is making you believe that these products are good for you and will make you more healthy- in fact you need them or you just won't get enough vitamins or have enough "life" in you.

Gatorade- forever marketed as a product to enhance your performance in sports or highly-active situations. Now they have Gatorade Tiger, because it will make you play like Tiger woods, and the whole 'G' renaming, meant to give Gatorade some street cred and make it more popular in the hood- to compete with Kool Aid and Little Hugs.

Anything sold in an infomercial.

Red Bull, other highly-caffeinated drinks, 5 Hour Energy...because one just won't have enough energy for anything without it. Our society is hectic today, but marketers have led us to believe that we NEED caffeine, and lots of it, in order to survive.

McDonald's, with trying to market themselves as healthy...they're still not.

gimmage by J3553 May 13, 2009

gimage 

(v) to search on google images
(n) a picture on google images

man1: Oh crap I need to find a picture of the actress. I'll go google her.

man2: no, dont google her...gimage her

gimage by Cody Berdinis January 31, 2008

gimage 

A term rapidly gaining exposure among the internet elite referring to the the irrelevant, sometimes nonsensical, images displayed through random Google searches. Literally a 'google image', this phenonmenon is most notably illustrated on gimagemail.blogspot.com.

Dude, why is it when I search for photos of Honeycomb's mascot Crazy-Craving all I get are nude gimages of the golden girls?

gimage by NickNoregard April 4, 2009

Gimage 

When searching for images on Google.com

person 1: "What the f*** is a Gnu?"

person 2: "Dude, I don't know, let's Gimage it!!"

Gimage by lolatron April 2, 2009