gimmage 

Strange hard luck photo site where visitors can make mistakes pre-ordained by Google. Image search results are overlayed on top of each other and presented to the user as though they were timeless art.

Interlocutor #1: Hey sleepy, did you gimmage your vitamins?
Interlocutor #2: No chips, why should I?
Interlocutor #1: When you gimmage your gimmage, your gimmage gimmages and the gimmage starts the gimmage.
Interlocutor #1: I'm going to gimmage!
Interlocutor #3: Me too!

gimmage by Pinsontime May 20, 2011

gimmage 

A marketing ploy used to trick people, usually in order to make them believe that they need or must have a particular product- to be cool, healthy, happy, etc. Comes from the combination of 'gimmick' and 'image', because a gimmage is usually used when a company wants to change their product's image in order to sell more of it. Gimmages have been used for a long time, but even more so recently.

Products like Sobe's Lifewater and Vitamin Water...the gimmage is making you believe that these products are good for you and will make you more healthy- in fact you need them or you just won't get enough vitamins or have enough "life" in you.

Gatorade- forever marketed as a product to enhance your performance in sports or highly-active situations. Now they have Gatorade Tiger, because it will make you play like Tiger woods, and the whole 'G' renaming, meant to give Gatorade some street cred and make it more popular in the hood- to compete with Kool Aid and Little Hugs.

Anything sold in an infomercial.

Red Bull, other highly-caffeinated drinks, 5 Hour Energy...because one just won't have enough energy for anything without it. Our society is hectic today, but marketers have led us to believe that we NEED caffeine, and lots of it, in order to survive.

McDonald's, with trying to market themselves as healthy...they're still not.

gimmage by J3553 May 13, 2009

Gummage 

1) To describe fluids, usually bodily.
2) Having too much saliva in your mouth when you talk.
3) An unknown fluid substance

My foots sticky, ive stood on some gummage

Gummage by cut crease August 12, 2019

mad gummage

when someone smiles, half of what you see are gums.

damn, Tay has some mad gummage.

mad gummage by torchballs September 30, 2009

Gammage 

An idiom utilized to describe a fetid, squalid and festering body part or device, such as a colostomy bag.

'Tom's gammage let off a gargantuous gurgling sound, exploded, then splattered all over the inside of my car'

Gammage by Fri-chickenisha. December 29, 2011

gammage 

crazy 7ft monster who lives on a farm....need i say more.

Just last week me and my wife were taking a walk and a Gammage attacked and tore my wife's leg off dragging it back to his lare.

gammage by Brian Ried April 25, 2008

Gimpage 

Uber driver who crashes the car frequently in London.

He crashed his car as he was suffering from gimpage

Gimpage by Blob knob October 26, 2018