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To shoot someone with a cannonball at point blank range.
Example I:
(Gentleman stands directly in front of cannon)
*Cannon fires*
My good sir! It seems you’ve been gilphed!

Example II (Present day interpretation):
He’s right there! Gilph that MOFO
Gilph by itseemsyouvebeengilphed January 17, 2026
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Gilhooleyed 

When people use social media to humilate embarrass or spred lies about you.
I got Gilhooleyed while on holidays, now my family and everyone in works thinks im engaged
Gilhooleyed by fatty bumpkins July 21, 2012
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The shitty GIF library that Urban Dictionary uses that for some reason only searches for the word you are writing a definition for.
GIPHY sucks.
GIPHY by UltroGmr July 7, 2020
A very nice man and cares for all. Gilmher is a handsome man
Person: omg it's Gilmher
Stranger: Ahhh

P: he so nice 😍
gilmher by Athh June 2, 2017
A pseudonym for a bougie person (like Connor Eggs)
That gilchy always makes me laugh as much as videos of arrogant monkeys fighting in discourse about an economic crisis in Djibouti
Gilchy by BougieCat32 September 25, 2023
Our creator and savior who beat mesus he is the strongest being alive hes always pregnanat and his favorite child is Jad Al 3atheem
Gilhi made jad in a petri dish.
Gilhi by gilhi.follower.i.love.gilhi November 28, 2021
Our creator and savior who beat mesus he is the strongest being alive hes always pregnanat and his favorite child is Jad Al 3atheem
Gilhi made jad in a petri dish
Gilhi by gilhi.follower.i.love.gilhi November 30, 2021
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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