Definitions by itseemsyouvebeengilphed

Gilph

To shoot someone with a cannonball at point blank range.

Example I:
(Gentleman stands directly in front of cannon)
*Cannon fires*
My good sir! It seems you’ve been gilphed!

Example II (Present day interpretation):
He’s right there! Gilph that MOFO

Gilph by itseemsyouvebeengilphed January 17, 2026

Perspectalumenescea

per-SPEK-tuh-LOO-meh-NES-see-uh

The act of viewing light shining through a bubble.

The perspectalumenescea was capured brilliantly when the photographer used a 35mm lense.

Perspectalumenescea by itseemsyouvebeengilphed January 17, 2026