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Gilmored 

To greatly dislike email chains. To be a hater. To hate. To ruin fun. Basically, to suck.
Don't you Gilmore me!
OR
Damn, this party was fun until Bill just frickin Gilmored me.
Gilmored by Germy Wormy December 24, 2008

Gilmored 

1. Spineless, nut less, no balls, quality, production and support.
2. DeceptionDeceived
3. Incomplete
4. FUBAR
5. Epic FailFailure.
1. EA really "Gilmored" Medal of Honor Airborne.

2. Medal of Honor Airborne was "Gilmored" right straight out of the box.

3. EA "Gilmored" Medal of Honor fans in to thinking Airborne was a great game.
Gilmored by boycottEAnaconda October 27, 2008

Happy Gilmored

Happy Gilmore is known for the way he takes 6-7 steps up to his golf ball before driving it further than humanly possible. Happy Gilmoring/Happy Gilmored piggy backs off this idea in that you take your fully erect penis and sprint right towards the bent over ass of the person you are trying to have sex with. The intent is to have your dick go further up the vagina/asshole than any other cock that has been in there in the past.
Dude: Yo man my chick drank so much and passed out leaning on the bed last night.

Friend: Did you do anything weird to her?

Dude: Weird? No. But I happy Gilmored the shit outta that ass. Got like 3 inches deep!

Happy Gilmored

To be happy gilmored is to have a golf ball thrown at your crotch, but you were unaware the other person had said golf ball. Especially when, but not limited to being hit in the balls specifically.
β€œEmma happy gilmored me”

lorelai gilmore

A coffee-obsessed, hottie with dark hair and big blue eyes. Likes to talk fast, make jokes and refer to pop-culture. Controlling and a natural leader, a Lorelai Gilmore can persuade anyone into anything with her charm and wit.
"That girl is really charming yet quirky, she's such a Lorelai Gilmore."
"Look at those blue eyes, she's basically Lorelai Gilmore!"
"She drinks so much coffee she's your average Lorelai Gilmore."
lorelai gilmore by Caffeine lover August 21, 2016

Nappy Gilmore 

A black wannabe golfer.
Seems that whenever Tiger Woods makes a comeback, you see more Nappy Gilmores on the golf courses.
Nappy Gilmore by Zukiman600 August 13, 2019
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring β€” one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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