Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

The Stinky Gillete Shave 

When you eat a nasty chick, and her goopy juices get embedded into your moustache or gotee, and the stink is with your even after you wash up...The only way to rid yourself of the horrific waft is to shave your face clean....
Dude, what happed to your gotee?

I had to do The Stinky Gillete Shave..

OH.....

Gillett syndrome 

When you suddenly develop a strong case of different types of hate, Mainly racism. Also will share shit AI generated images on facebook.
"Damn, what is that guys problem?"

"Oh he just has gillett syndrome"
Gillett syndrome by Razzo01 November 30, 2024

Gillette blade 

The word women in the 1950’s used to describe bisexual women- because they “cut both ways”.

A clever and subtle way to describe someone who is bisexual.
Sarah: It’s obvious she’s into guys... but she was hardcore flirting with me last night.

Jess: Maybe she’s a Gillette Blade!

Gillette Regret 

The moment after shaving your face in which you immediately wish you had not shaved off your facial hair.
As soon as I shaved off my goatee, I suffered from Gillette Regret.
Gillette Regret by jtunney December 31, 2010

Waxxy Gillette 

When two friends are double teaming a girl and one prematurely ejaculates inside the girls anus right before switching positions with his friend and is too embarrassed to tell anyone what hes done. The other friend then receives a shocking surprise upon insertion.
Dude, he totally gave me a waxxy gillette last night!
Waxxy Gillette by meow1 June 12, 2009

gillette bayonet 

a name of a kind of prison shank made out of melting a disposable razor blade into a toothbrush or pen with the cutting edge of the blade exposed. used primarily for inflicting injury by slashing other than stabbing.
in the episode cutting edge of the tv series oz, Miguel Alvarez shanks Jorge Vasquez by cutting his throat with a gillette bayonet.
gillette bayonet by crock_talkk January 20, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
Load more