Its when your girl is on the crapper with the worst case of constipation...while squeezing to plop out the nugget, she passes out...once out, you pick her up, place her head into the bowl to bob for turds, then take her from behind until she either wakes up, or her husband walks in on you....
My girl was trying to pinch a loaf, and found herself eating the wet brownie nugget instead.
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When you wipe your ass, and your finger breaks through the TP....a few hours later, you start to bite your fingers nails...Not too sure on what the taste is at first, then you realize...But you don't stop chewing until every last morsel is devoured for a delicious snack...
Mij, you hungry..
Nope, just found The Hours Later Suprise Snack..
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When you eat a nasty chick, and her goopy juices get embedded into your moustache or gotee, and the stink is with your even after you wash up...The only way to rid yourself of the horrific waft is to shave your face clean....
Dude, what happed to your gotee?
I had to do The Stinky Gillete Shave..
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