Ghurkin

When your penis is shriveled up from the cold

Damn bro don’t jump in the lake your gonna get a ghurkin

by Feed the cat445 October 7, 2019

Ghurkin Fish

A very ugly mutant toad fish often found around Port Phillip Bay and Westernport in Victoria.
A mostly unwanted inedible fish to the angler, but is the source of amusement to his friends.

1. friend say's "Ha ha you caught another Ghurkin Fish, do you need me to pass the gaff"

angler "Fuck you" and piff's the Ghurkin fish in his friends general direction.

2. "You know you can't eat a Ghurkin Fish they are a poisonous type of puffer fish!"
"Sounds good can you pass the bacon lube and I'll take it to the pleasure dome to see if I can inflate it"

by Vikodin3 August 6, 2012

Ghurkin Shlanger

Hardest cunts out there they originate from the bra and creator of bra boys. Known to run a muck down at the 35, not a group too fuck with.

Converstaion :

"Want to go down to maroubra"

"nah the Ghurkin Shlangers are throwing dog shit on fire at people"

by Bellamy Craig August 21, 2023

Ghurkin Shlanger

Hardest cunts out there, bread from the 35. Known to run a muck down at the bra.

person 1 "Come down to Maroubra

person 2 " Nah the Ghurkin Shlangers are throwing dog shit on fire at people "

by Bellamy Craig August 21, 2023

jerkin' the gherkin

A euphamism for masturbation.

Paul was jerkin' his gherkin to a Britney Spears video.

by the pope June 11, 2004

Gherkins

Gherkins are little green pickles that a kid eats… they come in all different kinds of gherkins like sweet baby gherkins,salty baby gherkins,and sour baby gherkins Kelley loves these gherkins

I just bought me some deep fried gherkins at ur local supermarket

by Religious nun March 22, 2017

Jerkin your Gherkin

Slang term for mastrubation

stop jerkin your gherkin!!

by itzadolfin!! June 11, 2011