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A legendary chinese god who has powers like no other. Many refer to him as the paradigm of perfection and mastery.
Arnold: I'm having some family problems

David: No problem man! Just consult the almight Guannan, that's what I always do.
Guannan by princeton92 June 20, 2010
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ghannaria grenade 

A grenade composed of Ghanarria, when thrown at the victim he instantly gets the incurable STD
"that ghannaria grenade exploded right in his face"
ghannaria grenade by Travis Brannan November 27, 2007
1. you are born it.

2. you choose do be, or rather do, it.
Wow, why is Jenny such a ghunna?
ghunna by Andrew Hotsauce September 7, 2007

Ghannajah 

Is an angry middle eastern woman who carries a grudge and is quick the use the “F” word.
When she found out her son was gay she really ghannajahed the conversation
Ghannajah by Jste291 November 27, 2017
I can never find my damn name on anything
me to my friend- hey look a pocket knife with your name on it

my friend- sick is there one with yours, its spelled with an h right ghianna, we can having matching knives

me- why would you ask a question you already know the answer to asshole

my friend- w-what do you mean

me- no there isn't there and there never will be

friend- ... sorry... jeez
ghianna by G3ND3RCR1S1S November 28, 2020
Howa fe zy ghannam? Mafeesh zy ghannam
ghannam by Hegzo August 20, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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