I can never find my damn name on anything
me to my friend- hey look a pocket knife with your name on it
my friend- sick is there one with yours, its spelled with an h right ghianna, we can having matching knives
me- why would you ask a question you already know the answer to asshole
my friend- w-what do you mean
me- no there isn't there and there never will be
friend- ... sorry... jeez