Guannan

A legendary chinese god who has powers like no other. Many refer to him as the paradigm of perfection and mastery.

Arnold: I'm having some family problems

David: No problem man! Just consult the almight Guannan, that's what I always do.

by princeton92 June 20, 2010

The Guantanamo

Slang for having sex doggy-style in a bathroom whereby as the man or the top cums he shoves the partner's head in the toilet and flushes, reminiscent of so-called "water boarding."

I wanted to remind him that, as the bottom, he had no say or control, so I chose to introduce him to The Guantanamo in the lobby restroom.

by poopooOU812 August 1, 2016

Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

The most informative film title ever. And also a great stoner flick.

Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay is as good as the first Harold & Kumar flick!

by Dude of Life August 10, 2008

Guantanamo Style

The practice of having sex, doggy style in a toilet cubicle with the 'receiver' (male or female) bent forwards with their head in the bowl being repeatedly flushed in a manner similar to waterboarding.

I took her/him to the men's room and nailed her/him Guantanamo Style.

by MojoPriestMW November 2, 2010

Guantanamo bay approach

The Guantanamo bay approach is to believe that anything, animal, object, human being or otherwise are inneficient, cannot be trusted or are in someway harmful to the individual until he/she is given prove that this object/person/animal is efficient or benneficial.

Since the internet is almost diametrically opposed to the notion of quality control, in recent years it's been a lot easier to just assume everything is shit until it can prove itself otherwise. I like to call it the Guantanamo bay approach.

by Sam406 May 15, 2008

gunnandahalf

A term to associate the worst pulls of all time: Frederico Gunyes was a noobie wizard whose pulling techniques often wiped out entire armies.

Sif that was a good pull, it was a real gunnandahalf!

by Woop January 6, 2004

guantanamo

(v.) a sexual act performed by a woman where the partner's face is covered with a cloth and the female squirts on the partner's covered face.

Origin: named after Guantanamo Bay, a detention camp that was run by the US military, known for it's acts of interrogation. Their methods were usually immoral and humiliating. The guantanamo (sex act) is meant to resemble the "waterboarding" interrogation process.

"Chad and I have been spicing it up in the bedroom. Last night, he let me guantanamo him! He LOVED it!"

by judyboome September 18, 2020