Ghetto porridge

When someone heats up milk in the microwave before pouring cereals in.

Also known as paupers porridge

"Hey Jackson I heard money's tight right now. Are you doing ok?"

"Yeah man, things are tight and this morning I had to serve myself up a bowl of ghetto porridge since the heating off but I'll be alright."

Ghetto porridge by Curare the defenestrator August 18, 2023

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Ghetto Porridge

Twinkies mashed up with water in a blender and boiled.

I was hungry and I had some twinkies, so I made myself some ghetto porridge and had myself some purple drank.

Ghetto Porridge by tEH fINAL pWNOSAUR May 26, 2010

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Ghetto porridge

Saltine crackers crushed into ramen broth, then stirred together.

Leroy wasn't feeling full after his bowl of instant noodles, so he crushed some crackers into the soup to make himself some ghetto porridge.

Ghetto porridge by Roth Vantage November 11, 2018

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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