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Ghaffoor 

(to) Ghaffoor/(to be) Ghaffoored, verb;

to have one's own philosophical thesis undermined in complete fashion with a countervailing philosophy in a concise Yorkshire dialect, often beginning with, "At the end of the day..." There is also no question as to the adoption of the new countervailing thesis in replacement of the old viewpoint.
Male A: I think personality matters when it comes to women because love is blind

Male B: At t'end of't day righ', it's tits 'n' a'se

Male A: (after a long pause) I can't fault your logic, by George, the ghaffoor is strong in you
Ghaffoor by Pieinsky June 30, 2011
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Ghafoor is a Arabic word which mean "kind" really I want in my life Ghafoor
Allah is ghafoor for human kind
ghafoor by Ijaz badshah zada February 12, 2017
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Ghafoora 

A incorrigible liar, usually a member of armed forces from the propaganda arm of fictional country of porkistan. If the devil is the father of lies, Ghafoora is the jester in Devils Court.
Don't be a Ghafoora, at least lie smartly.

One more Ghafoora and I will throw you out.
Ghafoora by Grammarisms September 8, 2019
/gəˈfɔɹ/ - etymology unknown; noun: an individual, usually male, who can't stop himself from saying idiotic, typically sexist, things, despite the shame it brings on his family and the acrimony it invites from everyone else; derived adjective: ghafooral; derived intransitive verb: ghafoor, ghafoors, ghafoored, ghafooring
Fucking Frank -- that guy's a real ghafoor! I'll bet you $100 he can't make it through the workday without ghafooring all over himself and anyone unfortunate enough to be in his vicinity. Someone should really report him to HR.
ghafoor by nedermaus August 29, 2018
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