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Ghaffoor 

(to) Ghaffoor/(to be) Ghaffoored, verb;

to have one's own philosophical thesis undermined in complete fashion with a countervailing philosophy in a concise Yorkshire dialect, often beginning with, "At the end of the day..." There is also no question as to the adoption of the new countervailing thesis in replacement of the old viewpoint.
Male A: I think personality matters when it comes to women because love is blind

Male B: At t'end of't day righ', it's tits 'n' a'se

Male A: (after a long pause) I can't fault your logic, by George, the ghaffoor is strong in you
Ghaffoor by Pieinsky June 30, 2011
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Ghafoor is a Arabic word which mean "kind" really I want in my life Ghafoor
Allah is ghafoor for human kind
ghafoor by Ijaz badshah zada February 12, 2017
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Ghafoora 

A incorrigible liar, usually a member of armed forces from the propaganda arm of fictional country of porkistan. If the devil is the father of lies, Ghafoora is the jester in Devils Court.
Don't be a Ghafoora, at least lie smartly.

One more Ghafoora and I will throw you out.
Ghafoora by Grammarisms September 8, 2019
/gəˈfɔɹ/ - etymology unknown; noun: an individual, usually male, who can't stop himself from saying idiotic, typically sexist, things, despite the shame it brings on his family and the acrimony it invites from everyone else; derived adjective: ghafooral; derived intransitive verb: ghafoor, ghafoors, ghafoored, ghafooring
Fucking Frank -- that guy's a real ghafoor! I'll bet you $100 he can't make it through the workday without ghafooring all over himself and anyone unfortunate enough to be in his vicinity. Someone should really report him to HR.
ghafoor by nedermaus August 29, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026