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A gezzer is an older man who frequently laments the size of his shrinking male parts due to inactivity and age.
"Man oh man. It seems the more I age, the more my man-unit is shrinking. I never thought I'd be a gezzer."
gezzer by conundrum_replete July 17, 2017
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A crazy person in the Xhosa context,
Xhosa is a South African language
He is talking rubbish, he must be a gezzer this one
Gezzer by Benny Blanko February 14, 2019

brexit gezzer 

An extremely British middle age man who love his wife, kids, football, and chugging pints with his lads.
Person 1: “The pitch looking lovely today lads.”

Person 2: “You’re such a Brexit Gezzer.”

Geezer's-board 

A chat forum set up exclusively for Gary's benefit and use.
How dare anyone else post on it.
This is Geezer's-board. Don't you dare have an opinion on it!
Geezer's-board by Steve Parrot January 1, 2009

Freezer Geezers UTD

Freezer Geezers UTD is a football club based in Ortongate Peterborough in the Non-League football system.
They are an inspiring team with aims of qualifying into the football league.
They hold a historic win over rivals Spencer FC with the game ending 5 - 2 for the geezers.
The most highlighted part of the game was when Ketface (Spencer FC Goalkeeper) started crying after the result.
Their fans have identified themselves as "The Geezers" and look forward to play against rivals Spencer.
Freezer Geezers UTD is a great club.

Geezerati 

What a Geezerati, that Oldsmobile driven by Gramps has had its turn signal on for 5 minutes!
Geezerati by Kahdlibber October 8, 2017

geezerette

A female follower of the well known chat board moderator, The Geezer.
That's another geezerette signed up to support The Geezer
geezerette by No.37 January 21, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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