gezzer

A gezzer is an older man who frequently laments the size of his shrinking male parts due to inactivity and age.

"Man oh man. It seems the more I age, the more my man-unit is shrinking. I never thought I'd be a gezzer."

by conundrum_replete July 17, 2017

Gezzer

A crazy person in the Xhosa context,
Xhosa is a South African language

He is talking rubbish, he must be a gezzer this one

by Benny Blanko February 14, 2019

brexit gezzer

An extremely British middle age man who love his wife, kids, football, and chugging pints with his lads.

Person 1: “The pitch looking lovely today lads.”

Person 2: “You’re such a Brexit Gezzer.”

by Aragorn, son of Arathorn December 27, 2022

Geezer's-board

A chat forum set up exclusively for Gary's benefit and use.
How dare anyone else post on it.

This is Geezer's-board. Don't you dare have an opinion on it!

by Steve Parrot January 1, 2009

Freezer Geezers UTD

Freezer Geezers UTD is a football club based in Ortongate Peterborough in the Non-League football system.
They are an inspiring team with aims of qualifying into the football league.
They hold a historic win over rivals Spencer FC with the game ending 5 - 2 for the geezers.
The most highlighted part of the game was when Ketface (Spencer FC Goalkeeper) started crying after the result.
Their fans have identified themselves as "The Geezers" and look forward to play against rivals Spencer.

Freezer Geezers UTD is a great club.

by Honest_Football Fan April 9, 2021

Geezerati

An old person's car.

What a Geezerati, that Oldsmobile driven by Gramps has had its turn signal on for 5 minutes!

by Kahdlibber October 8, 2017

geezerette

A female follower of the well known chat board moderator, The Geezer.

That's another geezerette signed up to support The Geezer

by No.37 January 21, 2009