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gezzer
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A gezzer is an older man who frequently laments the
size
of his shrinking
male
parts due to inactivity and
age
.
"Man oh man. It seems the more I
age
, the more my man-
unit
is
shrinking
. I never thought I'd be a gezzer."
gezzer
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conundrum_replete
July 17, 2017
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